Smashmouth Spankers
CTV 0k Orc team, coached by Ellegaard
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Big Belly Benny | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Dodge | d | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k |
| 2 | Fat Freddie | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Block, +ST, Mighty Blow | n | 62 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 33 | 0k |
| 3 | Luny Larsen | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | d | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 4 | Grethe Get-Away | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n | 38 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 25 | 0k |
| 5 | Harry Hail-Mary | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, +MA | n, n | 29 | 32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 68 | 0k |
| 6 | Stupid Sam | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Ridiculous Richie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +MA, +MA, Dodge | m, -ma | 47 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 50 | 0k |
| 8 | Moron Marty | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 36 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 0k | |
| 9 | Kill-Me Karl | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Ugly Uncle Ben | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | d | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 11 | Idiot Elisha | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 12 | Woopty-Wendy | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 13 | Rapid Rocker | Goblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +ST, Catch, Diving Tackle | d | 58 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 39 | 0k |
| 14 | Laughable Larry | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Mister Brilliant Hands | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 15 | Bone-Head Brian | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Tackle | n | 96 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 7 | 100 | 0k |
| 6 | Mister Fantastic Hands | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Catch | -av, d | 10 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 16 | Sgt. Smelly | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n, d | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 34 | 0k |
| 3 | Idiot Elisha | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | n | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 11 | Snotty Sam | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Leap | n | 15 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 12 | Handsome Hugh | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Piling On, Guard, Multiple Block | n | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 43 | 0k |
| 6 | Mister Excellent Hands | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | n, m, n | 38 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 44 | 0k |
| 1 | Whimpy Wendy | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | n | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 3 | Kill Me Karl | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow, Guard, Shadowing, Pro | -ma, n | 58 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 13 | 7 | 127 | 0k |
| 9 | Fast Frank | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 1 | Derek Dork | Thrower | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, +MA, Block, Strong Arm | n, -st | 43 | 49 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 91 | 0k |
| 14 | Eatable Eric | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Catch | m, n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 5 | Charming Charlie | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, +MA | m, n | 20 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 8 | Handsome Hugh | Troll | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Piling On, +ST, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n | 85 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 8 | 91 | 0k |
| 4 | Miss Madass | Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Frenzy | d | 37 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 57 | 0k |
| 9 | Eatable Eric | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | Eatable Eric | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | Eatable Eric | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | n | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 7 | Ridiculous Richie | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Ridiculous Richie | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 14 | Laughable Lawrence | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | n | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 5 | Charming Charlie | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | m, n | 34 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 45 | 0k |
| 16 | Flying Flynn | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | n, m | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 10 | Flimsy Frank | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 10 | Flimsy Frank | Goblin | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, -ma | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 11 | Die Dennis | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | n, d | 13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0k |
| 6 | Ridiculous Richie | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dodge | d | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 2 | Prince Pathetic | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Pro, Guard | m, n | 9 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 0k |
| 16 | Idiot Eli | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block | -av, n | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 13 | Backup Benny | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Block, Dump Off | n | 34 | 38 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 84 | 0k |
| 7 | Troll fodder | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | -av, n, m, n | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 4 | Prince Pathetic | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA, Guard, Strip Ball | -ma | 35 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 42 | 0k |
| 9 | Ridiculous Richie | Lineman | 5 | 2 | 3 | 9 | -st | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 6 | Frank Fumble | Blitzer | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, m, -ma | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 30 | 0k |
| 10 | Loser Larry | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Kick | 63 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 27 | 0k | |
| 14 | Ugly Ursula | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n | 28 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 47 | 0k |
| 12 | Stupid Simon | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | -ma, d | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 25 | 0k |
| 11 | 579362 | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Dodge, +AG | d | 50 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 47 | 0k |
| 3 | Talentless Tracy | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG | n | 18 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 42 | 0k |
| 9 | Dog Fodder | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d | 18 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 5 | Loser Lars | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma, m | 18 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 0k |
| 1 | Smelly Simon | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Dodge, Block, Stand Firm | n | 34 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 31 | 0k |
| 16 | Third-string Thong | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dump Off | n | 26 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 39 | 0k |
| 2 | Terry Trip-Over | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, Guard, Pro, +AG, Pass Block, Strip Ball | 41 | 3 | 13 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 80 | 0k | |
| 15 | Ridiculous Randy | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | n | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 3 | Barry Balldropper | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m, -av | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 5 | Franz von der Fumble | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | 31 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 0k | |
| 3 | Bad Ass Benny | Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle, +ST | 29 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 37 | 0k | |
| 4 | Heino der Schweino | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Tackle | 27 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 47 | 0k | |
| 14 | Porno Peter | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dump Off, Hail Mary Pass | 26 | 31 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 54 | 0k | |
| 13 | Wanking Willie | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | n | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 6 | Fritz Titz | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27 | 0k | |
| 7 | Useless Ursula | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | m, n | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 9 | Indy Always Injured | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | She Bangs! She Bangs! | Troll | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, +ST | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 0k | |
| 8 | Bryan Bad Luck | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | ||
| 9 | Pasta Bolognese | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 1 | Garry Go-Down | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Niggling Nick | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 1 | Agent MNG | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 0k | |
| 12 | Troll fodder | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Jump Up, +AG | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 0k | |
| 15 | Krunchy Kenny | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0k | |
| 9 | Dennis Double Skulls | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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