# | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
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1 | Kevin | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate, Guard | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 100k | |
2 | Kenneth Copeland | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 80k | ||
3 | Jack Van Impe II | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
4 | Creflo Dollar | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 80k | |
5 | Ted Haggard | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 80k | |
6 | Rexella Van Impe | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | m | 9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 80k |
7 | Annie C | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 80k | |
8 | Sean Hand-ity | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | 9 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 70k | |
9 | Tucker Carlson | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 50k | |
10 | Glenn Beck | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50k | ||
11 | Dennis Miller | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40k | |
12 | Michelle Malkin | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 80k | |
13 | Laura Ingraham | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 80k |