George Bush and Chums
CTV 0k Orc team, coached by Glomp
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | George Bush | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Guard, Tackle | n | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 39 | 0k |
| 2 | Dick Cheyney | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, +MA, Frenzy | n | 16 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 33 | 0k |
| 3 | John Ashcroft | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Shadowing | 37 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 30 | 1 | 88 | 0k | |
| 4 | Donald Rumsfeld | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Guard | m, -ma | 25 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 29 | 0k |
| 5 | Colin Powell | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 24 | 0k | |
| 6 | Tom Ridge | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm | d | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 7 | John Walters | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 26 | 0k | |
| 8 | Halliburton | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 9 | Enron | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +AG, Block, Tackle | n | 39 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 40 | 0k |
| 10 | The C.I.A | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | n | 38 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 11 | Lockheed Martain | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | n | 5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 11 | Lockheed Martin | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Block, Accurate, Safe Throw | n | 33 | 26 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 71 | 0k |
| 12 | The Supreme Court | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 22 | 0k | |
| 13 | Iraq | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm | d | 17 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 42 | 0k |
| 8 | Condoleezza Rice | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Catch, +AG | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 0k | |
| 2 | Dick Cheyney | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle | 22 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 0k | |
| 13 | Iraq | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle | n | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 4 | Donald Rumsfeld | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | 14 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 43 | 0k | |
| 13 | Iraq | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Tackle | 10 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 0k | |
| 14 | Help Help! Zombie Voters!!! | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k | |
| 6 | Tom Ridge | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 15 | Mindless Patriotism | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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