Alternative Comedians
CTV 2090k High Elf team, coached by Gritter
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Borat the Despoiler | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player | -st | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 2 | Bill Bailey | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Rory Bremner | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Block | m, n | 35 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 4 | Jack Dee | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n, m, n | 36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 32 | 0k |
| 5 | Stephen Fry | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Kick, Guard, Dodge | d | 38 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 0k |
| 6 | Rory McGrath | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick | m, n | 53 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 45 | 0k |
| 7 | John Cleese | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Block | d | 29 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 8 | Paul Whitehouse | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | +AG, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Strip Ball | 84 | 26 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 100 | 0k | |
| 9 | Steve Coogan | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Tackle | d | 11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 10 | Rik Mayall | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Guard, Block | -ma, d | 30 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 0k |
| 11 | Adrian Edmondson | Lineman | 5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, +ST, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma, m | 77 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 68 | 0k |
| 12 | Eddie Izzard | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball, Leap | -av, n | 64 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 49 | 3 | 129 | 0k |
| 14 | Spike Milligan | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 6 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, +AG, Strip Ball | n, n | 19 | 5 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 75 | 0k |
| 2 | Alexei Sayle | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | n | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 9 | Vic Reeves | Lion Warrior | 9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, +MA | m, n | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 2 | David Baddiel | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dauntless | -st | 28 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 31 | 0k |
| 9 | Dave Gorman | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | Ben Elton | Lion Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | m, -ma | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 15 | Dave Gorman | Phoenix Warrior | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | n | 21 | 18 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 0k |
| 9 | Paul Merton | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Strip Ball, Leap | n, n | 30 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 54 | 0k |
| 16 | Rob Newman | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle, Leap | d | 50 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 78 | 0k |
| 14 | Bob Mortimer | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Vic Reeves | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | +AG, Dodge | d | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 10 | Bob Mortimer | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +MA | d | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 14 | Ardal O'Hanlon | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge | d | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 3 | Rory Bremner | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Block | m, -st | 16 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 0k |
| 1 | Terence | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 4 | Phillip | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle | 46 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 57 | 0k | |
| 1 | Rik Mayall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge | d | 12 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 5 | Frankie Boyle | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Block | d | 8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 7 | Jack Dee | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Guard, Accurate | m, n | 37 | 31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 42 | 0k |
| 14 | Spike Milligan | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Dauntless, Tackle, Leap | 39 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 68 | 0k | |
| 10 | Borat | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player | m | 35 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 28 | 0k |
| 15 | Billy Connolly | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Guard, Dauntless, Wrestle | -ma | 37 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 57 | 0k |
| 2 | Harry Hill | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Kick, +ST, Block | n, m, m | 32 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 38 | 0k |
| 1 | Lloyd Bridges | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step | m, n | 16 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 0k |
| 3 | Leslie Neilsen | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player | d | 24 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 5 | Ben Elton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +ST | n, m, -st | 17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 6 | Frankie Boyle | Lion Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Block, Dodge | -ma, n | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 9 | Rory McGrath | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Andy Parsons | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +AG | m, n | 16 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 0k |
| 6 | Rory McGrath | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | m, n | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 9 | Eddie Izzard II | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, n | 7 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 0k |
| 1 | Rik Mayall II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Block | m | 12 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 39 | 0k |
| 12 | Lloyd Bridgers II | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Catch, Dodge | -av | 11 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 16 | Eddie Izzard III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Side Step | m | 7 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 5 | Rob Newman | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Cory Fasthawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Dave Chapelle | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Wrestle | -ma | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 5 | Terence (_'_) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Knock Knock | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 17 | Leroy Quicktree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Tristan Hideousshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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