Oh God, I Think I Broke A Rib
TV 1020k Norse team, coached by Hentzau
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wolf Blitzer | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 90k | |
| 2 | What Beef | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 3 | So Poor | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 5 | Spider Jerusalem | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 6 | Solid | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50k | |
| 7 | Brick | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 8 | Wall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 9 | Velveteen Voiced Hostile | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 10 | Imhoterror | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 11 | Soul Patch | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 12 | Zombie Jesus | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 13 | Grumpos | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110k |
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