Nasty, Brutish, and Green
CTV 1690k Orc team, coached by JackassRampant
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Hume an' Error | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block, +AG, Guard | -ma | 11 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 0k |
| 5 | Descartes Before De Horse | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | d | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 6 | Kant Quite Figger It Out | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On | d | 15 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 50 | 0k |
| 15 | Heidegger Seek | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Sartre-Orial Damage | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k | |
| 10 | My Locke Needs Changing | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Rousseau'n Roulette | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge | 23 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 69 | 0k | |
| 1 | Plato Tastes Like Salt | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 0k | |
| 2 | Aristotlin' Town | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 38 | 0k |
| 4 | Confucius With Big Words | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | m | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 9 | Hegel With Cream Cheese | Lineman | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | -ma | 17 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 3 | Thales-ser of Two Evils | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 26 | 0k | |
| 11 | Marx Up Da Price 1000% | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 12 | Foucault Y'all, I'm Goin' Home! | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Frenzy | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 0k | |
| 5 | Descartes Before De Horse | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | -av | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 15 | Lao-Tse Good-Fer-Nufflin' Bum | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 7 | Hume an' Error | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On | 12 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 34 | 0k | |
| 14 | Obtuse Engels | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Dodge | 12 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 0k | |
| 90 | Ripper | Ripper Bolgrot | 4 | 6 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Grab, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Descartes Before De Horse | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On | 8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 0k | |
| 6 | Kant Quite Figger It Out | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n | 8 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 10 | Hegel, What's Yer Number? | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Locke Doubt | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | Stretch Marx | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Kant Quite Figger It Out | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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