Sacked By Santa!!
CTV 1330k Elven Union team, coached by Jeffro
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Nailed Mrs. Claus | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | d | 9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 5 | Drunk and Puking | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Dump-Off, Block | m | 18 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 48 | 0k |
| 9 | Grabs Genitals | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +MA, Dodge, Dump-Off | n, m, d | 14 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 35 | 0k |
| 2 | Eats Reindeer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m, d | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 10 | Fakes Tourette's | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block | n, d | 11 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0k |
| 4 | Meth is Bad | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m, d | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 11 | Oh no he DI'N'T!! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | d | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 3 | Smokes in Toyland | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 6 | Blackmailing Theif | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | m, d | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 1 | Too Much Naked | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m, d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Alcoholic Gash | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick, Wrestle | m, m, m | 16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 17 | Leroy Strongfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 18 | Vincent Weakeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Sadistic Amateur Dentist | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA | m | 16 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 49 | 0k |
| 17 | Cory Vilewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | William Clumsyhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Duane Darkhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Leroy Coldhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Xavier Clearstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Cotton-headed Ninnymuggins | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dump-Off, Dodge, +MA | m, d | 12 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 0k |
| 2 | Throws coal at children | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate | m, m, n | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 17 | David Whiterock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Graham Bluehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Hiding Tampons... | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | d | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 17 | Paul Palewing | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Evander Hardfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Albert Blueorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Leroy Goldbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Vincent Goldeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Nailed Mrs. Claus... again | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | m, d | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 17 | Robert Fastfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Yorick Coldwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Ian Silentfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Cory Grottyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Aaron Coldtree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Brian Truehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Leroy Hideousstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Osmond Hoteagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Kevin Grottystone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sylvester Dirtyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Nicholas Hideoushawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Sean Darkorc | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | Billy Strongorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Sean Goldbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Humiliates Dogs | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 4 | Banana Hammock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | David Hotstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Jack Paleorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Duane Goldhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Fredrick Deeplightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Ian Bluewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Duane Vilefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Trey Clumsyeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Howard Deephammer | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Evander Grottyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Robert Deepshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Leroy Fastsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Vincent Coldfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Robert Strongfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Xavier Whitehawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Julius Dirtystone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Osmond Dirtyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Richard Clearfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Leroy Darkstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Richard Fastrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Fredrick Hardstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Graham Clearrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | George Hideousstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Ulric Hideousstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 22 | Edward Truespike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Xavier Paleshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | David Weakwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Alexander Silentorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Albert Bluefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Paul Goldstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 22 | Graham Fastbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 23 | Osmond Hardspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Yorick Dirtytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Graham Deepsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Zachary Fastfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Leroy Clearhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Ian Goldstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 22 | Alexander Blueeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 23 | Alexander Strongspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Harold Grottytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Graham Darkfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Richard Vilespike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 20 | Harold Quickeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 21 | Osmond Palespike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 22 | Edward Hideouswing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 23 | Leroy Clumsyhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Nailing Miss C | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Trey Bluefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Brian Hardwing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Sean Deeplightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Richard Grottyfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 21 | Trey Goldsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 22 | Aaron Hideouseagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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