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CTV 1810k Elven Union team, coached by Jeffro
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Soda Pop Top | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Fend, Frenzy | m | 38 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 58 | 0k |
| 4 | TP iPod | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Side Step, Block, Strip Ball, Fend | m | 38 | 14 | 16 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 87 | 0k |
| 5 | T-Rex Trophy | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Side Step, Block, Fend, Strip Ball | m, m, m | 36 | 14 | 18 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 87 | 0k |
| 6 | Wino Necklace | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | m, d | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 7 | Tinkles | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | m, d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 1 | Box of Laughs | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Kick | 39 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 45 | 0k | |
| 2 | Day of the Week Clock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n, n | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Dog Genealogy | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | -av | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 12 | Privacy Scarf | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m, d | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 9 | LED Slippers | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Wrestle | m, m, -st, d | 32 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21 | 0k |
| 10 | Tiddy Bear | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Block | -ma, m | 37 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 34 | 0k |
| 11 | Bacon Genie | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | d | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 17 | Martin Hideoushawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Edward Vilesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Aaron Viletree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Cory Whitesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Hot Diggity Dogger | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Fend, Diving Tackle | m, -ma, d | 30 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 42 | 0k |
| 17 | Howard Quickorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Edward Silenttree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Brian Fasthammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Tristan Paletree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Ian Hideouslightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Duane Hotlightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Leroy Goldeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | The Slanket | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Howard Hideousrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Kevin Quickbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Praying Mantis Ad Destroyer | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Side Step, Block, Tackle | m | 29 | 10 | 15 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 71 | 0k |
| 17 | Yorick Goldfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Sylvester Vilefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Cory Paleeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Aaron Goldspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Return of the Slanket | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, +AG, +MA | m, m | 26 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 46 | 0k |
| 17 | Jack Hideouslightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Tristan Silentspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Robert Whiteeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Ian Clumsyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Harold Hardlightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Bacon Genie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dirty Player | m, d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 0k |
| 19 | Sean Palefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Yorick Silenthammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Cory Vileorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Paul Clumsyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 2 | Inflatable Turkey | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 18 | Kevin Bluebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Julius Coldsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 12 | Wino Necklace Part Deux | Thrower | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Block | -ag, -st, d | 14 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 13 | XL Privacy Scarf | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | n, -ma | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 17 | Edward Whitesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Cat Toilet | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dirty Player | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0k | |
| 11 | Inflatable Turkey Jr. | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | -ma, d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 14 | Bacon Genie Xtreme!!! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | m, d | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 11 | Inflatable Turducken | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | d | 9 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 90 | (Dirty Player) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 15 | The Whovel | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -st | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 90 | Merc Lineman 1 () | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 91 | Merc Lineman 2 () | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 16 | Armadillo Beer Can Holder | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 6 | -ma, -av | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Can never have too many Wino Necklaces | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 12 | Inflatable Thanksgiving Dinner | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Pass | -av | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 90 | Hubris Rakarth | Hubris Rakarth | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Loner, Block, Dirty Player, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 91 | Jordell Freshbreeze | Jordell Freshbreeze | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Loner, Block, Diving Catch, Dodge, Leap, Side Step | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | George Clumsyspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Fredrick Coldorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Richard Palefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Aaron Hideousbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Junior Hot Dogger | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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