Politics 101
CTV 1600k Chaos Dwarf team, coached by Kahvie
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dick "Mean Streak" Cheney | Enslaved Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 26 | 0k | |
| 2 | Clinton | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 0k | |
| 4 | Gore | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 5 | Biden | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 6 | Quail | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Hillary | Hobgoblin | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -ma | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Rice | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | m, m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Albright | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 0k | |
| 13 | "I'm an Idiot" Palin | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 14 | Furaro | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 15 | Polosi | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Wrestle | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 17 | Paul Whitefield | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Kennedy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k | |
| 28 | Purplechest | FUMBBL Staff | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Claw, Two Heads, Prehensile Tail, Extra Arms, Tentacles, Big Hand | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Obama | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 8 | Brantley Bultar | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 9 | Pence | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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