Never Trust a Tory
CTV 1290k Goblin team, coached by Kelnor
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Daily Heil | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 2 | Torygraph | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | George Osborne | Fanatic | 3 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 4 | Oiky Gove | Pogoer | 7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap | m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | Ronald McReagan | Bomma | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Maggie Thatcher | Looney | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k | |
| 7 | Norman Lamont | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 8 | Michael Heseltine | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 9 | John Major | Goblin | 6 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 10 | Jeremy Clarkson | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 11 | Richard Littlejohn | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 12 | Boris Johnson | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Count Howard | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 14 | Iain Duncan Cough | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 15 | William Hague | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 16 | Bill Cash | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 9 | Jeffrey Archer | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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