Liberal Wussies
CTV 0k Human team, coached by Killerpolka
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Clinton | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | m, -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 2 | Norm "Tax To The Max" Rice | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m, -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Ronn "Cannot Make Up My Mind" Simms | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 4 | Christine "Fixed Election" Gregoire | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 5 | Al "Big Baby" Gore | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Janet " I am Ugly" Reno | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Ted "Always Drunk" Kennedy | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Jim "Didn't Do It" McDermont | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 9 | John "Couldn't Buy Votes" Kerry | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Dreadlock Dave | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Alec "Talking Out My Butt" Baldwin | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Matt "Matt Damon" Damon | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
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