People with Problems
CTV 1540k Human team, coached by Natasake
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovic | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +MA | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 2 | Cristiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +MA, +AG, Fend, Multiple Block | m, m, m, d | 58 | 8 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 60 | 0k |
| 3 | Mario Balotelli | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard, +MA | -av, n | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 28 | 0k |
| 5 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block | d | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 6 | Luis Suárez | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Sprint | m, m, m, m, -av, -ma | 72 | 3 | 15 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 87 | 0k |
| 10 | Stefan Effenberg | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick, Fend, Dirty Player | d | 28 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 36 | 0k |
| 7 | Éric Cantona | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Kick-Off Return, Block, Nerves Of Steel | d | 40 | 33 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 63 | 0k |
| 8 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | m, -av | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k | |
| 12 | Albert Streit | Lineman | 4 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +AG, Sure Hands, Block | m, -ma, -ma | 37 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 38 | 0k |
| 4 | Wayne Rooney | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Dauntless | m, m, m, n, d | 49 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 33 | 5 | 105 | 0k |
| 9 | Arjen Robben | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, Block | m, m, d | 12 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 16 | Oliver Kahn | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Fend | m, m, d | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovic II | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Jump Up, Tackle, Fend, Dauntless | -ma, m, m, n, m, -ag, m, d | 85 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 106 | 3 | 227 | 0k |
| 5 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, +AG, +MA, Block | d | 18 | 3 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 51 | 0k |
| 11 | Vinnie Jones | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, +AG, Block | m, m, m, m, m, d | 29 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 0k |
| 13 | Siggi der Zug | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 9 | Arjen Robben II | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | m, d | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 3 | Mario Balotelli | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | d | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 9 | Arjen Robben III | Catcher | 8 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | -st | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 8 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -st | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 5 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +AG, Side Step, Jump Up | m, d | 26 | 5 | 16 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 74 | 0k |
| 14 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 28 | Greedy | FUMBBL Staff | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Bone-head, Always Hungry, Thick Skull, Block, Strong Arm, Throw Team-Mate, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Regeneration | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Arjen Robben IV | Catcher | 8 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA | -ma, -st | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 28 | Woodstock | FUMBBL Staff | 5 | 4 | 3 | 10 | Bone-head, Block, Very Long Legs, Jump Up, Thick Skull, Leap, Diving Tackle, Break Tackle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Mario Balotelli III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | d | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 17 | Robert Weakshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Joey Barton II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, d | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 17 | Kevin Coldrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 14 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 15 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -ag | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Duane Vilefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 16 | Pepe | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut, Grab, Stand Firm | m, m, m, d | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 52 | 0k |
| 90 | Helmut Wulf | Helmut Wulf | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Loner, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Arjen Robben V | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | -ma | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k |
| 12 | Albert Streit II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Guard | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 10 | Éric Cantona | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Kick-Off Return, +AG, Nerves Of Steel | m, m, d | 94 | 117 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 148 | 0k |
| 17 | Zachary Stronghawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Billy Whitebrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Mario Balotelli IV | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, m, m, m, n | 61 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 71 | 0k |
| 11 | Albert Streit III | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Jump Up, Diving Tackle | m, m, d | 32 | 3 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 67 | 0k |
| 12 | Vinnie Jones | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +ST | d | 10 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 14 | Sergio Ramos III | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Fend | -ag, m, d | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 7 | Oilver Kahn | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick | m, d | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 0k |
| 5 | Antonio Cassano III | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 8 | Paul Gascoigne | Catcher | 8 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block | m, -st | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 4 | Wayne Rooney 2 | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Dodge, Jump Up | m, m, d | 45 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 52 | 2 | 130 | 0k |
| 17 | Vincent Weakrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Fredrick Weakfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Edward Quickeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 12 | Vinnie Jones ll | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 15 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 2 | Cristiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Block, +MA, Strip Ball, Tackle | m, m, -av, -st | 31 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 38 | 0k |
| 12 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Leader | -ma | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 0k |
| 9 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, Block, Side Step, Nerves Of Steel, Leap | -ma, m, m, m, -av, d | 53 | 1 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 83 | 0k |
| 15 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +MA | m, -av, -ma | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 8 | Vinnie Jones | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 5 | Paul Gascoigne | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick, Dodge, Leader, Block | m, m, m, -av, n, m, -ma | 68 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 56 | 0k |
| 14 | Stefan Effenberg | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Fend | m, d | 16 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 17 | Aaron Strongsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Leroy Bluebrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Cory Goldtree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Tristan Grottyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -st | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Luis Suárez | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Nerves Of Steel, +AG | m, n, m, -av | 27 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 0k |
| 16 | Pepe | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Grab | m, m, d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 6 | Emir Spahic | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Emir Spahic | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ulric Vilehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Evander Viletree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Yorick Grottytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 8 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -st | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -st | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 6 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -ag | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Roy Keane | Ogre | 6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Grab, +MA | m, n | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 41 | 0k |
| 12 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 8 | Vinnie Jones | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge | m, n, d | 42 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 30 | 0k |
| 15 | Albert Streit | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Fend | m, d | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 17 | Billy Clumsyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 14 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m, n | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 7 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Immortal | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 2 | Cristiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard | -av | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Slayer of Rosengård. | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Tackle, Guard | -ma, m, -ma | 47 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 22 | 6 | 81 | 0k |
| 6 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | m, -st | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Trey Coldfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Edward Weakhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Ian Hideousshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 4 | Wayne Rooney | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA, Strip Ball, Guard | m, n, m, d | 41 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 27 | 3 | 88 | 0k |
| 17 | Albert Hottree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Richard Clumsywing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Harold Bluesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 2 | Christiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle | d | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 17 | Billy Dirtyrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | William Weaklightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Ulric Silentlightning | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Nicholas Weaktree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Luis Suárez | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, +AG | m, d | 30 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 0k |
| 17 | Fredrick Deeporc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Fredrick Palefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Robert Deepstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Howard Deepstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Mario Balotelli | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG | m, m, m, m | 36 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 40 | 0k |
| 2 | Cristiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard | n, m, -av | 8 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 0k |
| 17 | Richard Weaktree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Albert Hardspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Martin Trueorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Emir Spahic | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, -ma | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 6 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 9 | Karim Benzema | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Block, +ST, Nerves Of Steel | m | 31 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 60 | 0k |
| 17 | Leroy Quickspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 2 | Cristiano Ronaldo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | 29 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 35 | 0k | |
| 12 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 13 | Pepe | Ogre | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | -ma | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 0k |
| 8 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | m, -ag | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 14 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Dump-Off | d | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0k |
| 6 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 10 | Eric Cantona | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, +MA, Block | 16 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 0k | |
| 12 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 15 | Stefan Effenberg | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -ag | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 7 | Roy Keane | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 14 | Antonio Cassano | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | 12 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 0k | |
| 8 | Pepe | Ogre | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | -ma | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 12 | Joey Barton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | Diego Costa | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovich | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 5 | Paul Gascoigne | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | Zlatan Ibrahimovich | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 4 | Wayne Rooney | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Pepe | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 17 | Evander Truefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Sergio Ramos | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
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