Stupid Dead Men
CTV 0k Undead team, coached by Parakk
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | John Ashcroft | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, Block | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 2 | Paul O'Neill | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, Block | n | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 3 | Don Evans | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Block, Tackle | -av | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k |
| 4 | Spencer Abraham | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, Block, Guard | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 24 | 0k | |
| 5 | Mitch Daniels jr. | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 6 | Kenneth L. Lay | Wight | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, +MA, Tackle, Mighty Blow | 18 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 37 | 0k | |
| 7 | Condoleeza Rice | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Strip Ball | d | 16 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 8 | Andrew H. Card jr. | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Sure Hands | 18 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 30 | 0k | |
| 9 | Colin Powell | Wight | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Regenerate, +AG, Tackle, Dodge, Nerves of Steel | n, n, -av | 17 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 54 | 0k |
| 10 | Dick Cheney | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | n | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 11 | George W. Bush | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 27 | 0k | |
| 12 | Karl Rove | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, Block | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 0k | |
| 13 | Tommy Thompson | Zombie | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, +ST | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 16 | Grouse | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 15 | Cheino Chihuahua | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | Tony Blair | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14 | 0k | |
| 14 | I want more | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | John Howard | Ghoul | 8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, +MA | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0k | |
| 14 | Jack Straw | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 15 | Donald Rumsfeld | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Jose Maria Aznar | Ghoul | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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