Blitzville Bandits
CTV 1560k Human team, coached by Stinkytroll
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Herman | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Tackle | d | 20 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 28 | 0k |
| 2 | Ed "Smasher" Kawalski | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, n | 19 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 0k |
| 3 | Nick "the Knife" | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +AG, Tackle, +AG, Mighty Blow | -ag, n | 30 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 51 | 0k |
| 4 | "Stuttering" Jon | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Stand Firm, Guard | -ma, d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 0k |
| 5 | Ben | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +ST | d | 18 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 6 | Alex | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Shane | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Matt | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block | n | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 9 | Joe | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block | d | 30 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 0k |
| 10 | John | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 11 | Jason | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 16 | Ken "the Snake" Stabler | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Strong Arm | -av | 36 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 41 | 0k |
| 15 | Big E. Smalls | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Juggernaut, Block, Break Tackle | n | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 52 | 0k |
| 6 | Alex II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Josh W. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Block, Kick | -av, d | 63 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 46 | 0k |
| 4 | Reggie the Purse Snatcher | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Stand Firm, Guard | d | 32 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 29 | 0k |
| 6 | Kenneth the Creep | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Catch | m, -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Matt the Dead-legged | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Dauntless, Block, Side Step | m, n | 24 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 0k |
| 8 | Nathan | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Kick | d | 71 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 38 | 0k |
| 10 | J.C. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 11 | "Neon" Leon | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | J. Hall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 11 | Scottie the Henchman | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | John the Big Boss | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d | 11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 0k |
| 12 | Ryan | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Jason "Sneaky" Stuart | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, -ag | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 5 | Andy the Henchman | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | +MA | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 10 | Scotty "Not-so-Hotty" | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | Ryan "Mr. Smarty-Pants" Prince | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Strip Ball | d | 33 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 11 | "Weak-knees" J. Hall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player | d | 9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 12 | Chad | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Joe "Not-in-the-Face!" Passafiume | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, -av | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 9 | J.C. the Cook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 10 | Alessandro | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player | d | 36 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 0k |
| 1 | Ben "Hairy-Back" Clark | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d | 10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 0k |
| 3 | Andy "the Animal" Haskins | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | James "I Hate People" Nichols | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | m, n | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 12 | Jason "the J-man" Stuart | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d | 33 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 41 | 0k |
| 3 | "Urban Ninja" J.C. Warden | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block, +AG, Tackle, Guard, Dodge | m, -st | 29 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 60 | 0k |
| 6 | Jesse | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 2 | Matt "Burrhead" Salyer | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | d | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 0k |
| 11 | John "the Juan" Salyer | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | m, n | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 13 | "Skinny" Joe Passafiume | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Dirty Player, +AG, Block, Side Step | n, n | 42 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 0k |
| 14 | Chad "Clueless" Clark | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player, Strip Ball | d | 16 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 33 | 0k |
| 1 | Sean | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Side Step, Strip Ball | -av, d | 58 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 4 | 84 | 0k |
| 4 | Justin "Hooch" Hall | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm | d | 10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 0k |
| 11 | Shane "Pacemaker" Howard | Catcher | 7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Dauntless, Block | -ma, d | 13 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 0k |
| 15 | Ben "Sweets" Clark | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, +MA, Block, Side Step | d | 23 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 0k |
| 2 | Alex "Cherrypicker" Escobedo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | Matt "I've been going to the Gym" Salyer | Ogre | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | -ma, d | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 4 | Chuck | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block | -ag | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 2 | Dave | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | m, n | 27 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 37 | 0k |
| 16 | Neil | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | d | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 4 | Mike | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 4 | John K. | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | m, n | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 5 | Reat | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d | 19 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0k |
| 6 | Tesifonte | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block, Shadowing | -ag | 47 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 35 | 0k |
| 3 | John "He Who is about to be Injured" Salyer | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | d | 19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 7 | "Wildman" Warden | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player | m, n | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 0k |
| 4 | Steve | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player | -ma, d | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 45 | 0k |
| 9 | Matthew | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | -av, m | 27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 16 | "Suburban Samurai" Jason Stuart | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Tackle | d | 35 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 10 | Rob | Thrower | 6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, +AG | n, m, -st | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 12 | Josh "Union Boss" Warden | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Block, +MA, Side Step, Dauntless | n | 40 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 59 | 0k |
| 11 | Ben "I can't multi-task" Clark | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | d | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 0k |
| 14 | Mark | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma, d | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 5 | John "the Official" Kenny | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Aaron | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Strong Arm, Dodge | d | 18 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 0k |
| 10 | Micheal | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +MA | d | 31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 2 | Alex "Evo" Escobedo | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Strip Ball, Tackle | m, n | 6 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 0k |
| 13 | "Skinny" Joe Passafiume | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Sure Feet, Sure Hands, +MA, Fend | m, d | 77 | 1 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 117 | 0k |
| 2 | Nathan "Not in the Face!" Rader | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +ST, Guard | -av, m, n | 46 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 63 | 0k |
| 3 | "Urban Ninja" James Warden | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +MA | m, n | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 5 | Mitchell | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | "Brokeback" Howard | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 5 | Hector | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 15 | "Urban Ninja" JC Warden | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 0k |
| 9 | Johnny | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | d | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 14 | Matt "The Manager" S. | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate | m, n | 17 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 0k |
| 11 | "Match Official" J. Kenny | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | m, n | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 1 | Sean "the Count" K. | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | d | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 7 | Ryan P. | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Kick | d | 30 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 27 | 0k |
| 3 | Justin | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | m, n | 16 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 37 | 0k |
| 5 | "Urban Ninja" J.C. Warden | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n | 18 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 0k |
| 15 | Lukas F. | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | m, -st | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 4 | Sean "The Count" | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle, Juggernaut | m, d | 28 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 55 | 0k |
| 8 | Chef Jesse P. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block, +AG, Strip Ball, Dodge | m | 70 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 78 | 0k |
| 10 | iena | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 9 | Neil the Leg-breaker | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Guard | n, d | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 6 | John "Dead Man" S. | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, d | 37 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 37 | 0k |
| 16 | Alex 'Big Al' E. | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ma | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 12 | 'Lawman' Josh W. | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d | 22 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 0k |
| 15 | M.R. Salyer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m, m, n | 40 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 27 | 0k |
| 1 | B. Clark | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block, Guard, +AG, Tackle | m, -st | 33 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 0k |
| 9 | J. Stuart | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +AG, Sure Hands, +MA | m, d | 30 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 42 | 0k |
| 14 | Shane "True Blue Faithful" H. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard | -av, n | 37 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 21 | 0k |
| 3 | "Urban Ninja" J.C. Warden | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Guard | d | 13 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 0k |
| 10 | J.D. "Hooch" Hall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Wrestle | m, m, -av, d | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 16 | Lukas "1893 Besenbrück" F. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Alex "the Wheelman" E. | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | m, -st | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 2 | Nathan "Not in the Face" Rader | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, +MA | 47 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 19 | 2 | 73 | 0k | |
| 3 | Mike Stewart | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -st | 37 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 1 | 44 | 0k |
| 4 | Sean "the Count" K. | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | m, n | 21 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 17 | Aaron Bluehawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Scotty Justice | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, d | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 17 | Brian Hideousstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | J. England | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | "Urban Ninja" JC Warden | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, +AG | -ag | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 7 | Dave B. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Oliver O. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 11 | Mitchell | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle, Fend, Dauntless | m, -ma, n | 30 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 32 | 0k |
| 5 | J. Hall | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 6 | J.C. Warden | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Cory Quickeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Tom | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | m, m, d | 12 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 0k |
| 17 | Cory Coldhawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | D. Batcheldor | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | -st | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 12 | Lukas Frey | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Guard, Block, Side Step, Fend | m | 24 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 58 | 0k |
| 10 | C. Bell | Catcher | 8 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | "Skinny" Joe Passafiume | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block | d | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0k |
| 17 | Richard Hideoustree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Billy Strongfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 4 | Sean "the Count" K. | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Guard | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 0k | |
| 17 | Vincent Vilewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Sylvester Clumsyfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Martin Quickfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Cory Strongstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Brian Hardrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | John "Dead Man" S. | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | d | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 17 | Billy Hardsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 18 | Fredrick Faststone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Sean Strongorc | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | the Urban Ninja | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +ST | -st | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 17 | Alexander Grottyshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Paul Strongrock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sean Grottybrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Fredrick Coldorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 9 | "Hooch" Hall | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Yorick Clumsyhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Jack Vilesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Brian Deepfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Sylvester Truetree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | "Skinny" Joe Passafiume | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 5 | K.D.F. | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Edward Paleorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Jack Deepfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Aaron Deepbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Xavier Dirtytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Paul Weakorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Xavier Silentspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Julius Deeptree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 19 | Xavier Silentfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Sean Hardeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Michael Pfaff | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Mighty Blow | -av | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 18 | Leroy Clumsylightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Aaron Clumsyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Sean Strongspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Dodgey Knee'd Kenny | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 0k | |
| 5 | Davey Boy B. | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ian Whitebrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Daddy Matt | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Sure Hands, Pass | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Jack Palefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | "Urban Ninja" JC Warden | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 0k | |
| 17 | Albert Hardhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | "Skinny" Joe | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Wrestle | d | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 10 | Josh the Guitar Player | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 6 | "Smilin" Matt | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 90 | Griff Oberwald | Griff Oberwald | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Loner, Block, Dodge, Fend, Sprint, Sure Feet | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | "Skinny" Joe | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Wrestle | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k | |
| 13 | Andy B. | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Mike P. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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6
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