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CTV 0k Halfling team, coached by Striling
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Steady as tree goes | Treeman | 1 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On | -ma | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 40 | 0k |
| 2 | Leave off | Treeman | 3 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, +MA, Guard, Tackle | n, -ag | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 48 | 0k |
| 3 | Victim | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +AG | d | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 4 | Swine Flu | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +AG | n, m | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 5 | Gravy | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Stock | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Mincemeat | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 2 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ag | 16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 8 | Life insurance blacklist | Halfling | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | -ma | 27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 9 | Don't cry for me (I'm a Halfling) | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 10 | Torso | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Block | -av, m, n | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 0k |
| 11 | Fleshshield | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, Block | 27 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 43 | 0k | |
| 12 | Fodder | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 13 | Tastes like Chicken | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 14 | I wish I was taller | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m | 19 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 15 | Wonderstuff | Halfling | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, -ma | 19 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 0k |
| 6 | Husk | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Replacement | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 16 | Shortarse | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, n | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 6 | Pint-sized Hero | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Block | m, -av | 12 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 13 | Born to lose | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 9 | Don't hurt me | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Stewie | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 9 | Tool | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 0k |
| 12 | Lack of skill | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, n | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 5 | Stockcube | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, n | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 6 | Short in the leg | Halfling | 5 | 1 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, -st | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Please don't hurt me | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 4 | Butterfingers | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 7 | Fertilizer | Halfling | 4 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 16 | Thruster | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Dumb | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | n | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 16 | Dumber | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 14 | Lefty | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 15 | Troll Food | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | n, m, n | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 7 | Not as good as the last guy | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k | |
| 10 | A tree will drop me | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Should have stayed at home | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 4 | Not long for this world | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 5 | Gimbit | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Spotty | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k |
| 12 | Diffi | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Replacement | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 12 | Another victim | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 13 | Death becomes him | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 14 | Hit me; I bounce | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 15 | I wanted to be a wardancer | Halfling | 5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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