we just want to hug you dwarfs
CTV 0k Elf team, coached by Victim
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr Hug | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Strip Ball, Pro, Tackle | d | 43 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 45 | 0k |
| 2 | Hold My Hand Runner? | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Tackle | -ma, d | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 3 | You Look Big and Strong Mr Slayer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n | 31 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 4 | Want My Last Rolo Sir Blitzer? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Kick | -ag, d | 29 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 23 | 0k |
| 5 | What a Lovely Long Beard You Have Mr LongBeard | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -ag, d | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Not Seen You Round Here Before | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block | m, -av | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 7 | Ooo Your So Macho With All That Block | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | m, n | 23 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 8 | Love You Long Time You Tackling Stud You | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | d | 39 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 29 | 0k |
| 9 | May I Touch Your Axe? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow | m, n | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 10 | Come Here Short Stuff Gimme Some Love | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | m, n | 13 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 11 | your Not So Grumpy Are You Under all That Armour | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Block, Guard | m, n | 38 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 37 | 0k |
| 12 | Make a Daisy Chain With Me Master Dwarf? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dirty Player, Block, Mighty Blow | m, n | 48 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 34 | 0k |
| 16 | Watch Me Run Little Boy | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Side Step | d | 18 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 0k |
| 15 | Tag Your It *Giggles* | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel | d | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 14 | Does My Bum Look Big In This? | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Block | m, n | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 0k |
| 15 | Your Armour Is So Well Maintained | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d | 18 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 0k |
| 6 | All that gold must take long to polish master Dwarf | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m, -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Not the face not the FACE! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +AG | d | 7 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 14 | You Look So Big With Your Chest All Puffed Out Like That Master Dwarf | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Mighty Blow, Side Step, +MA, Piling On | n | 42 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 76 | 0k |
| 10 | Watch This Im Such A Good Thrower You Scary Slayer You | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Mighty Blow | d | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 9 | I Bet You Could Throw The Ball So Far With Those Powerful Arms Of Yours | Thrower | 5 | 4 | 4 | 6 | Pass, Block, +ST, Side Step | -ma, -av, m, n | 57 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 0k |
| 5 | Good Grief Your Buff Under That Beard | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player, Kick | -ma, m, n | 19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 41 | 0k |
| 6 | My I Smoke On Your Pipe | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 10 | I Get So Dirty Down The Mines And Lonely......... | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Block | d | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 7 | Please Let Me Live | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player, +AG | n | 71 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 39 | 0k |
| 6 | Not The Face NOT THE FACE! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | n | 20 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 2 | Let Me Roll More Than A One Please Grungi | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n | 22 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 4 | Oooh Spank Me | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 16 | This Stone Bread Is To Die For Mr Blitzer You Devil You | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Side Step, Leap, Tackle | -av | 54 | 7 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 70 | 0k |
| 15 | Group Dwarf Hug? | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow | d | 33 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 44 | 0k |
| 3 | Is That A Hammer In Your Apron Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me Sir Engineer? | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | d | 8 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0k |
| 10 | Your So Manly Downing All That Ale In One Go Makes Me All Excited Your Mighty Midget | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Dirty Player, Block | -av, m, n | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 8 | Play Horsey Horsey With Me King Dwarf? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 8 | Youve Polished That Armour Of Yours So Brighty I Can See My Unworthy Elven Face In It What A Clever | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Your Arms May Hold Me Tight | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow | d | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 8 | What A Great Catch And With Those Heavy Gauntlets On As Well Very Well Done Tiny | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Block, Dirty Player | d | 15 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 0k |
| 1 | Mr Love | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Leap, +MA | m, n | 8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
| 5 | Grind That Axe For Me Baby! Grind! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | d | 12 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0k |
| 3 | Fingers Crossed For The Next Game Huh? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Dirty Player | -av, d | 21 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 4 | Hanging In There By The Skin Of Our Teeth! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k | |
| 6 | Lucky Lucky Punk Huh You Small Bearded Brute | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Block, +AG, Leap | 44 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 0k | |
| 10 | FF Increase Yes!!!!! Finally They Get Beating On Dwarfs Is Entertaining! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 11 | Fresh Meat | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 4 | Good Grief Its Getting Harder And Harder To Field 11 Healthy Players! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | d | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 0k |
| 1 | Not On A "REAL DMU TEAM" | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Tackle | d | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 13 | Elfs Only Playing Dwarfs? Awesome! | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Side Step | d | 15 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 14 | Bundle! | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | d | 4 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 8 | Long Bomb? I Think Not Il Go For DP If Its All The Same To You | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Mighty Blow, Block, Side Step | m, n | 27 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 39 | 0k |
| 4 | Really A No Assist Foul And You Rip Me Without A Dp And Ive Done 6 Mass Gang Dp Gang Fouls And No Ca | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | n, m, n | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 5 | Here We Go Again With The Recovery! Bloody Av 7 | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 10 | When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Just Like HMS Norscas Ex Player Crom | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | m, n | 17 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 11 | Were Still going After 69 Games? How Is That Possible? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow | m, n | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 1 | Playing With Ten Players Is Getting Very Upsetting Now | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Tackle | m, n | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 3 | Are We Ever Going To Raise Enough Cash To Buy Another Blitzer Again? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Block | d | 14 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 5 | Grrrrrrrrrrr Another Elf Lino i Want a Blitzer!!!!! | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +MA | 25 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k | |
| 11 | Master Dwarf Did You Say I Could Or Couldnt Toss You Over That Chasm? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Kick | 23 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 0k | |
| 12 | Ironic My Name Is Death And Ive Died Already | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | -ma, d | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0k |
| 1 | Ooooo So Close We Almost Had Two Blitzers Then! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Side Step, +AG, Leap | m, n | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 0k |
| 2 | Good Grief We Managed To Get A Second Blitzer!!!! | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, +MA, Tackle, Strip Ball | 20 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 39 | 0k | |
| 4 | Yay DMU3 Starts Today!!! WIn!!! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 15 | Casulty Draughts Do My Brains In | Catcher | 9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, Block | n, d | 7 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 0k |
| 9 | We Had 2 Blitzers For Just 2 Games, Sad Times | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Mighty Blow | 14 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 0k | |
| 4 | DMU Season 3 Has Started So Badly....... | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block | m, -av | 12 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0k |
| 3 | Is This The Beginning Of The End Master Slayer? | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +ST | d | 11 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 10 | Please Next Game Lets Have Some Decent Winnings Share The Wealth You Stunty Buggers! | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | d | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 8 | Nine Healthy Players At This Point Eeeek | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Mighty Blow | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0k | |
| 1 | Played Emphasy With Only Nine Elfs And Survived Win!!! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | d | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 12 | Hug Me Please You Running Little Devil You | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Block | 6 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 0k | |
| 10 | Pfffffffffffffffft | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Getting Silly Now Just Want To Buy Anything Other Than A Lino | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Next Game Is The Our Hundreth! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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