Humanity's Waste
TV 1440k Human team, coached by brainiac
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | George W. Bush | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Block, Guard | n | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 120k |
| 2 | Donald Rumsfeld | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90k | |
| 3 | Dick Cheney | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90k | |
| 4 | George H.W. Bush | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 5 | John W. Snow | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 70k | |
| 6 | Margaret Spellings | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 70k | |
| 7 | Condoleezza Rice | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | -ag | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70k |
| 8 | Anthony Kennedy | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 50k | |
| 9 | William Rehnquist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | n | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 50k |
| 10 | Gail Norton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Side Step | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 50k | |
| 11 | Karen Hughes | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 12 | Tony Blair | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 13 | Saddam Hussein | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 70k |
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