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CTV 0k Orc team, coached by cherry
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Swedish Rodeo | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | +ST, Block, Guard | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 4 | 50 | 0k | |
| 2 | Door to Museum of Tolerance | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k | |
| 3 | Monica Lewenski had more President in her than George Bush ever will | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block | -av, d | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 4 | Device to stab people in the face over the Internet | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 23 | 0k | |
| 5 | A baby seal walks into a club | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 32 | 0k | |
| 6 | Steve Irwin should have worn sunblock to protect from harmful rays | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | 24 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0k | |
| 7 | nmp3bot dances :D/-< | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | 24 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 43 | 0k | |
| 8 | www.goatse.cx | Thrower | 4 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | -ma | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 9 | That hottest prawn is ASCII prawn | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 10 | What's an oxymoron? Microsoft Works | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Kick, Block | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 41 | 0k | |
| 11 | Watching The Mask with Jim Carrey | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 24 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 0k | |
| 12 | Pennies are AWESOME for throwing at cats, it only costs a single penny and they'll either chase it, | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block | 23 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 0k | |
| 13 | Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource, someday we'll generate electrical power from it | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | 20 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 35 | 0k | |
| 14 | Jesus Saves, passes to Moses, SCOOOOORE!!! | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow | 18 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 31 | 0k | |
| 15 | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge, +MA, +MA | 17 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Bloodninja: I need you to talk like a pirate. | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 8 | How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them back out? With doritos | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 5 | 9 | +AG, +AG | 6 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 0k |
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