Dubya's Cronies
TV 1150k Human team, coached by chouser
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | George Dubya, "The Decider" | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 70k | |
| 2 | Dark Lord Cheney, "The Shadow Branch" | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 70k | |
| 3 | Don "What Geneva Conventions?" Rummy | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k |
| 4 | "Warrantless Wiretaps" Alberto | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +AG | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 90k | |
| 5 | "Homeland" Chertoff | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90k | |
| 6 | "Surge" Petraeus * | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 8 | "Homegirl" Condi | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 70k | |
| 11 | "Heckuva Job" Brownie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 12 | "Chief of Justice" Johnny Rob | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50k | ||
| 13 | "Stack the Court" Sammy Al | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 50k | |
| 14 | "Not Ready for Prime Time" Harriet * | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 16 | "Swiftboat" Karl | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 120k |
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