NeoConspirators 1997
CTV 1950k Orc team, coached by engelk
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | I. Lewis Libby | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block, Guard | -av | 30 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 0k |
| 11 | Francis Fukuyama | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate, Block, Nerves Of Steel | 31 | 26 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 59 | 0k | |
| 6 | Elliott Abrams | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm | 31 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 27 | 0k | |
| 8 | Dick Cheney | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m | 30 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 0k |
| 12 | Fred C. Ikle | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 31 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 0k | |
| 13 | Norman Podhoretz | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle | 31 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 28 | 0k | |
| 14 | Henry S. Rowen | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dirty Player, Kick | d | 29 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 32 | 0k |
| 4 | Paul Wolfowitz | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 0k | |
| 5 | Donald Rumsfeld | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, +AG | -ma | 31 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 50 | 0k |
| 10 | William J. Bennett | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block, Nerves Of Steel | 31 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 35 | 0k | |
| 15 | Frank Gaffney | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | n | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k | |
| 16 | Halliburton | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22 | 0k | |
| 1 | Jeb Bush | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Tom 'The Cockroach' DeLay | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k | |
| 7 | Grover K-Street Norquist | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | m, n | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 15 | Kellogg Brown Roots | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k | |
| 9 | Wolf ''Teleprompter' Blitzer | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | m, n | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 7 | Limpbaugh | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 0k | |
| 9 | Karl Rove | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0k | |
| 1 | James Baker | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Prescott Bush | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Donald Rumsfeld II | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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