Everyone Hates Dwarfs
CTV 0k Dwarf team, coached by fathead
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shortbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, n | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 2 | Mediumbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Kick | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k | |
| 3 | Reallylongbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +AG, Dodge | 25 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 0k | |
| 4 | Bloodbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Snowbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Kick | m | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 24 | 0k |
| 6 | Firebeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -av | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k |
| 7 | Mudbeard | Longbeard | 3 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -ma | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 15 | Buick | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Dump Off | 24 | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 49 | 0k | |
| 11 | Wreckless | Troll Slayer | 6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, +MA, Mighty Blow | n | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 0k |
| 13 | Gritz | Blitzer | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, +ST, Mighty Blow, Dodge | 25 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 35 | 0k | |
| 14 | Zitz | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Pro | 25 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 53 | 0k | |
| 8 | Cakebeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Side Step | n, d | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 0k |
| 12 | Feckless | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Oldsmobile | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Mercury | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Hail Mary Pass | n | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 16 | Roewe | Runner | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +MA | 13 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 0k | |
| 4 | Bugbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 1 | Curlybeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 11 | Neckless | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 1 | Trimbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 5 | Youngbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 12 | Jihad | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 1 | Shavedbeard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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