Slow Motion Stupidity
CTV 1330k High Elf team, coached by happygrue
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Throwing the Wrong Way | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 2+ | -128+ | 9+ | Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass, Catch, Dodge, Block | 10 | 40 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 51 | 0k | |
| 3 | Coke + Chainsaw | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 1+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 2 | Coke + Bullet | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block | -pa, d | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 4 | Waterbed + Needle | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch, Tackle, Wrestle | -st | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 0k |
| 5 | FIshbowl + Wrecking Ball | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle | m | 9 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 0k |
| 8 | Paint + FIreworks | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Dodge | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 9 | Indoor Fireworks | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Wrestle | n | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 0k |
| 10 | Watermelon + Fireworks | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Shadowing, Pro | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 0k | |
| 11 | Microwave + Red Wine | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | n | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 12 | Lighter + Bullet + Candle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | -av | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Cake + Fireworks | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Wrestle | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 0k | |
| 17 | Cory Coldorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | William Hideouseagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Martin Bluefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Leroy Vileshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Egg + Baseball Bat | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch, Dauntless, Block | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0k | |
| 17 | Osmond Truebrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | -ag | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Wrecking Ball + Red Cabbage | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block | m | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 17 | Ulric Deeptree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 4 | Waterbed + Needle | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch | m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 17 | Yorick Strongspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Howard Paleorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Watermelon + Fireworks | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Yorick Grottyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Sylvester Cleartree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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