Reasons To Get A Lobotomy
TV 1570k High Elf team, coached by jrusso
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Your Dog Hates You | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 100k | |
| 2 | You Can't Dance | Phoenix Warrior | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Accurate, Block | 7 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 80k | |
| 3 | You Steal Your Grandma's Disability Checks | Lion Warrior | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 4 | You See Dead People | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 70k | ||
| 5 | You're A Fatty | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 70k | |
| 6 | You're 25 With No Driver's License | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 70k | |
| 7 | You Hate Green Beans | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 70k | |
| 8 | You Love Nascar | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 70k | ||
| 9 | You Listen To Staind | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Kick | 7 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 25 | 70k | |
| 10 | You Skip Breakfast | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70k | ||
| 11 | You Still Live With Your Mother | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Guard | n | 6 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 70k |
| 12 | You're Too Chicken To Kill Yourself | Dragon Warrior | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Guard | 5 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 100k |
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