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CTV 0k Halfling team, coached by koopa
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Vp Sp Cost
1 Chocolate Fire Guard Treeman 2 6 1 10 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Block, Tackle d 17 0 0 0 10 2 30 0k
2 WaterProof Tea Bag Halfling 5 2 4 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, +AG 28 2 2 0 1 2 20 0k
3 Solar Powered Torch Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch d 13 0 1 0 5 1 18 0k
4 Yo Yo Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
5 Scrabble without a,e,i, or u Halfling 5 2 4 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Pass n, d 17 1 1 0 0 4 24 0k
6 Ashtray on a MotorBike Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
7 Halflings in this Game Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
8 A Step Ladder for the Legless Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Block n, d 21 0 0 0 3 1 11 0k
9 A Bucket with a Hole Halfling 5 1 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step m, -st 9 0 1 0 1 1 10 0k
10 Toupee on a Bald Man Halfling 5 2 2 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch -ag 27 0 1 0 0 4 23 0k
11 A Cup ... Coz i'm a Girl Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty n 7 0 1 0 0 0 3 0k
12 Footballers Wives Treeman 2 6 1 10 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Block, Dodge 29 0 0 0 10 2 30 0k
13 Apocathary Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 18 1 0 0 0 0 1 0k
14 Cheerleaders Who Can Read Halfling 4 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, -ma 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
15 A Vacumn With A Blow Feature Halfling 6 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +MA d 15 0 2 0 0 0 6 0k
16 A Height Restriction On This Team Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Side Step n, n 24 2 5 0 3 1 28 0k
14 Women Drivers Halfling 5 2 3 5 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet -av 27 0 8 1 1 2 38 0k
7 A Blocked Up Sieve Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty 23 1 0 0 0 0 1 0k
6 WaterBed for a Hedgehog Halfling 5 2 3 5 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, -av 2 0 0 0 0 1 5 0k
4 A Helmet With This Team Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch 16 1 1 0 1 2 16 0k
9 My Woman Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 4 0 0 0 1 0 2 0k
6 A Cuddly Toy! Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 1 0 0 0 0 1 5 0k
11 Speed Cameras Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
11 Empty Toilet Roll Halfling 5 2 3 5 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, -av 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
6 Betamax VCR Player Halfling 5 3 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, +ST 18 1 2 0 0 0 7 0k
9 Battery Charged Battery Charger Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step 14 1 1 0 0 2 14 0k
3 Spectrum ZX Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty n 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 0k
11 A Bloke in a Dyke Club Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty n 10 1 0 0 1 0 3 0k
15 A Drawing Pin Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 5 1 0 0 1 0 3 0k
1 Glass Hammer Treeman 2 6 1 10 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Block m 9 0 0 0 4 1 13 0k
5 Bull in a China Shop Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
13 8 Track Player Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
15 A Fish Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Catch 6 1 1 0 1 2 16 0k
5 Women Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
8 Iced Tea Halfling 5 1 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, -st 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 0k
13 Sunglasses for the Blind Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty, Side Step m 5 1 0 0 0 1 6 0k
3 A car with no wheels Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty d 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
5 Braille traffic lights Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty m, n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
3 Paul Mould Halfling 5 2 3 6 Right Stuff, Dodge, Stunty 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0k
Gold 0k
Rerolls 4
Gold Yes
Gold 5
Gold 9
Gold 13