Sex Drugs Rock and Bowl
CTV 0k Human team, coached by m4dCoW
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Norm "el Duche" Duke | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Jeffrey "the Dude" Lebowski | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 20 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 0k | |
| 3 | Donnie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick | n | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 0k |
| 4 | Walter | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 5 | Jesus | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Block | -st, d | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 6 | Smokey | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Pro | n | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 34 | 0k |
| 7 | The Kingpin | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Liam O'Brien | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Roy Munson | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | n, -av, d | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 10 | Maggie Simpson | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm | d | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 11 | Jerome Bettis | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Mr. Burns | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle | 21 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 0k | |
| 13 | Homer Simpson | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Dump Off | m, n | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 11 | Pin Pal Moe | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge | d | 14 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 44 | 0k |
| 1 | Walter Sobchek | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 0k | |
| 4 | Maggie Simpson | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | 15 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 0k | |
| 7 | Homer Simpson | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Block | n | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18 | 0k |
| 10 | The Bus | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | n | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k |
| 13 | Brogre Blood Bowler | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 14 | Rowland Boler | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +ST | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k | |
| 15 | Dexter shoes Manley | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0k | |
| 5 | Liam O'Brien | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 8 | Leo Decapitate | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Block | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0k | |
| 9 | Blitzy Bowler | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Bowl of Speed | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Catch | m, -ag | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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