Newman's Own Humans
TV 1000k Human team, coached by mastercake
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Happenstance Pleasance | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 2 | Brenda Utthead | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 3 | Chuck Farley | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 4 | Ace Dimples | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 5 | Quince Apples | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 7 | Quick Simply | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 10 | Ted "Business End" Bradley | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 11 | Skye Raine | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 12 | Brunt Happening | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 14 | Jim "Grabby Hands" Gunderland | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 15 | Cas "Corrugated" Buckley | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 16 | Backup Bob | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k |
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