Never Stop Dying
CTV 905k Elven Union team, coached by mistermurphy
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adult Onset Truck Bumper | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Side Step | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 2 | Devastating Head Trauma | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Block, Side Step | -ag | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 3 | Privates As Piranha Bait | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch, Nerves of Steel | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 16 | Torrent of Fish | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 15 | High Explosive Roses | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 14 | Overenthusiastic Police | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Swarm of Bunnies | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Sold Kidneys On Internet | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Ate Tube of Superglue | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 4 | What's This Red Button Do? | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Catch, Nerves of Steel | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0k |
| 10 | Dressed Up Like A Moose | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Nicholas Clearstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Zachary Whitewing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Alexander Bluestream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Paul Weakbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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