Classic JD Quotes
TV 1410k Wood Elf team, coached by onesax
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A drunk clown hurt me once | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Tackle | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 120k | |
| 2 | There'll be banana hammocks everywhere! | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +AG, Strip Ball | 6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 120k | |
| 3 | My mom had a uterus. I lived in it | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110k | |
| 4 | I miss you so much it hurts sometimes | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 90k | |
| 8 | I don't have gay jungle fever | Thrower | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, +MA, Accurate | 6 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 90k | |
| 10 | We'll need a whole lot of gnomes | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Dirty Player | -av, m | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 70k |
| 11 | I'm sorry, I was singing and I fell | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 70k | |
| 12 | So's your face | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 70k | |
| 14 | It makes me tingle in my giblets | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 70k | ||
| 15 | Everybody was kung fu fighting! | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +AG | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 70k | |
| 16 | For the man who has nothing to hide ... but still wants to | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 70k |
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