Paradise Punchers
CTV 0k Human team, coached by papablaze
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Howard Marks | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro | -ma | 35 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 62 | 0k |
| 2 | Eddie Grant | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 3 | Bob Ratchet | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | d | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 0k |
| 4 | Gordon Flash | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | n | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 0k |
| 5 | Harold Lloyd | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Kick | 35 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 30 | 0k | |
| 6 | Colt Holster | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player | n | 37 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 25 | 0k |
| 7 | Patrick Fitzpatrick | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Henry Tudor | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle | n | 34 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 0k |
| 9 | Bruce Wayne | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +MA | 37 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 0k | |
| 10 | George Segal | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k | |
| 11 | Bruce Watson | Lineman | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +MA, +ST | n, n | 36 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 22 | 0k |
| 12 | Jack The Ripper | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Accurate | 33 | 22 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 0k | |
| 7 | Phone Jacker | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch, Diving Catch | d | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 3 | Tom Tough | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av, m | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 13 | Harrison Lexus | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Block | n, m, -st | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 14 | Gavin Hastings | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | n, m, -av | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Victor Reeves | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +AG, Guard, Mighty Blow | n, d | 20 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 0k |
| 4 | David Dirtbag Dundas | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | n, d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 2 | Greg Peckingham | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +AG, Block, +MA | 24 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 0k | |
| 4 | Henry The Hammer Thorpe | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | d | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 7 | Harvey Williams | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Jack Jones | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | n | 17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 13 | Frank Fummble | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Harry Watts | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 0k | |
| 13 | Cliff The Wannna Be Blitzer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Pass Block | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 0k | |
| 14 | Fredrick Fortune | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Catch | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 14 | Biffer Bacon Mulligan | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 0k | |
| 4 | Roger Dreddingham | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 0k | |
| 3 | Davey Rockett | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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