Atheists
CTV 1600k Dark Elf team, coached by pbensamson
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Douglas Adams | Blitzer | 7 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block | -st | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 2 | Christopher Hitchens | Blitzer | 9 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +MA, Dodge, +MA, Tackle, Jump Up | m, m, d | 70 | 15 | 33 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 157 | 0k |
| 3 | Percy Shelley | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, Dodge, +AG, Tackle, +MA, Leap | m, d | 33 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 98 | 0k |
| 4 | George Carlin | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Jump Up | m, m, d | 55 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 29 | 4 | 95 | 0k |
| 5 | Roger Ebert | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel | d | 15 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 0k |
| 6 | Ernest Hemmingway | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | d | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 0k |
| 7 | Samuel Clemens | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +MA, Wrestle | -av | 31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 30 | 0k |
| 8 | Woody Allen | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | m, d | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 9 | Robert Heinlein | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Guard, Block, Dodge | -ma, m, -av | 75 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 41 | 0k |
| 10 | Averroes | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m, -ag | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Friedrich Nietzsche | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Kick, Block | d | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 0k |
| 1 | George Bernard Shaw | Blitzer | 9 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block, +MA, Dodge, +MA, +AG, Leap | m, n, d | 46 | 4 | 17 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 85 | 0k |
| 17 | Edward Blueorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Martin Quickstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Katharine Hepburn | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Sarah Silverman | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Wrestle | d | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0k |
| 17 | Sylvester Silenthawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Edgar Allan Poe | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 6 | Marie Curie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Voltaire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Kick, Dodge, Tackle | d | 32 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 54 | 0k |
| 6 | David Attenborough | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -ma | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Albert Clumsybone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Nicholas Hotspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 8 | Oliver Sacks | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel | n | 17 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0k |
| 17 | Billy Vilerock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Robert Bluefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Paul Dirtyshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Evander Palerock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Stephen Hawking | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Tristan Silentfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Graham Hoteagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Richard Hotspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Angela Carter | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Wrestle, Side Step | m, m, d | 11 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 0k |
| 17 | George Deepshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Francis Crick | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -av | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 17 | William Clearshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -av | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Sylvester Hardbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 12 | Christian Bohr | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | Frank Zappa | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | Block | -st | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 6 | Niels Bohr | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | -ma | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 7 | Joseph Louis Lagrange | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Francis Crick | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +MA, Dodge | m, m, m | 53 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 45 | 0k |
| 8 | Alan Turing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, m, d | 41 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 43 | 0k |
| 17 | Edward Clumsybrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Harold Bluebone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | William Bluefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Graham Truefist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 20 | Leroy Hideousfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Cory Hideouswing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Sean Hideousorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Martin Vilestream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | George Orwell | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | n | 9 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0k |
| 17 | George Weakspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Sylvester Hideousshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Billy Darkfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Brian Whitetree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Ian Grottystone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Sam Harris | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +ST | m, m, r | 45 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 60 | 0k |
| 17 | Kevin Hotstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Fredrick Stronglightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Trey Hardorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Billy Connolly | Witch Elf | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Wrestle | m, -ma | 12 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0k |
| 17 | Nicholas Hotsnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Julius Hideouswing | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Julius Clearfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | Dawkins | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Kick, Block, Dodge | 47 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 35 | 0k | |
| 12 | Douglas Adams | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ag | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Richard Whiteshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Nicholas Bluefield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Graham Weakfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Brian Coldbrook | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Bertrand Russell | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -ma | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Xavier Silentlightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Vincent Dirtyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Fredrick Palehawk | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Yorick Coldstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Satre | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 17 | Trey Clumsystream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Cory Darkhammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Brian Weakstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Leroy Coldbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Richard Coldstream | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Graham Silentlightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 14 | Dennet | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -ag | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Xavier Goldeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Julius Goldeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Duane Goldfield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 5 | Woody Allen | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, d | 21 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 0k |
| 17 | Trey Hideousstone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 13 | Douglas Adams | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 6 | 8 | +AG, Wrestle, +AG | -ma | 18 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 33 | 0k |
| 17 | Jack Whitefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Vincent Silentlightning | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Louis CK | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 17 | Nicholas Clumsytree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Richard Whitestone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | George Clumsyeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 3 | Bill Maher | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | m, m, -ma | 23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 17 | Brian Hardfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Martin Quickorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Zachary Grottyorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Xavier Fastfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Epicurius | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | +AG | m, m, m | 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 0k |
| 17 | Aaron Palesnake | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 4 | Niels Bohr | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge | 27 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 34 | 0k | |
| 17 | Cory Vilespike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Kevin Strongeagle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 17 | Zachary Dirtyshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Sean Truefire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 19 | Robert Vilerock | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 6 | Stephen Hawking | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block | 12 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 12 | Alexandro | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | m | 16 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 2 | Ernestine Rose | Witch Elf | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, +MA, Wrestle | 16 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 0k | |
| 5 | Ani DeFranco | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, +MA | m, m | 11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 0k |
| 8 | Richard Feynman | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 9 | Simone de Beauvoir | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dump-Off, Pass | 12 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 13 | Richard Leakey | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | d | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sean Deepspike | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 3 | Sir Arthur C. Clarke | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k | |
| 6 | Anton Chekhov | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -st | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Hitchens | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0k | |
| 10 | Carl Sagan | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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