Boaty McBoatface
CTV 1570k Norse team, coached by pythrr
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cameron is a Tax-dodging git | Ulfwerenar | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow | m | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 28 | 0k |
| 2 | Fat Overseas Tory Tax Havens | Ulfwerenar | 7 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Block, +MA | m | 15 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18 | 0k |
| 3 | No money for you poor mens | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 29 | 0k | |
| 4 | Post Twat in Parliament | Berserker | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m | 15 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 23 | 0k |
| 5 | I went to OXFORD wot ho | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | I did not have sexual relations with that pig | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, +AG, Sure Hands | m | 16 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0k |
| 7 | Ok, maybe I did. | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Kick | d | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0k |
| 8 | Go on, didn't we all? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | m, d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 9 | Well, you'd hit that after 5 pints of Pimms | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dirty Player | -ma | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 10 | Woulnd't ya just? Oooer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Block | -ag | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 11 | Who, Lizzie? | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Kick | d | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 12 | Price Wotsit is quite hot, no? | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle, +ST, Frenzy | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 47 | 0k | |
| 17 | Sylvester Cleartree | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 18 | Paul Vilehammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Asshat? What do you say, you pleb? | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless | n | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 8 | Ello, wot wot, Bullingdons? | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge | -av | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 17 | Yorick Vileorc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Tristan Hardshield | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Vincent Hardfist | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 90 | Boomer Eziasson | Boomer | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Loner, Accurate, Block, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | James, the Toff | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | Harold, hoo went to Eton | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k | |
| 8 | Alfie, from the Home Counties | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Joe, the Rugga Bugga | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 11 | Philip, with one El | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Paul Dirtyfire | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 18 | Nicholas Deeporc | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Blergle! | Snow Troll | 5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Loner, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Wild Animal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Jimbo McFoogle | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 14 | Arold Aroldsonnar | Catcher | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dauntless | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 15 | Filthy fouly Fred | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
30k
3
No
0
7
0