Not-So-SuperHeroes
CTV 0k Dwarf team, coached by screech
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mr. Zagnut | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm | d | 43 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 58 | 0k |
| 2 | Super Dwayne Wayne | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | -ag | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Black Banana | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Pro, Multiple Block | m, n | 21 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 37 | 0k |
| 5 | PIltdown Man | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Pass Block | d | 19 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 0k |
| 7 | Leaping Ladder Lad | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 0k |
| 8 | Parallel Park Man | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 10 | Prince Corpulent | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 11 | Spaghetti Noodle Boy | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick, Piling On | n | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 51 | 0k |
| 9 | Robo-Larry Flynt | Longbeard | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -av, m, -ma | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 4 | Tube Top Timmy | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Pro | n | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 12 | Dr. Aluminum-Foil-Face | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Guard | m, n | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 6 | Manboy | Runner | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Pass, Dump Off, +ST | n | 50 | 14 | 22 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 110 | 0k |
| 2 | Super Mollusk | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, +MA, Guard | m, n | 21 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 39 | 0k |
| 4 | Silver Spatula | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Side Step, Guard, Multiple Block | n | 45 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 2 | 59 | 0k |
| 13 | La Mariposa | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | m, n | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 7 | Mecha-Lunchables | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | 49 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 2 | 43 | 0k | |
| 9 | Thumbkin the man with opposable-thumbs | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Guard | -av, m, n | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 0k |
| 14 | Super Slacker | Longbeard | 4 | 2 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Guard | m, -st | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 0k |
| 5 | The Tongue | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | n | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k |
| 3 | Grammartron | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | n | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 0k |
| 8 | Desk Jockey Dynamo | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | n | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 0k |
| 5 | Snooty French Waiter | Runner | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +ST, Block, Strip Ball, Pass Block, Tackle | 40 | 6 | 14 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 76 | 0k | |
| 2 | Squidface | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | d | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k |
| 10 | The Temp | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Guard | 35 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 26 | 0k | |
| 12 | Movie-Quote Guy | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 25 | 0k | |
| 2 | Super Mundane | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | m, n | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 2 | New Guy | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Stand Firm | m, -ag | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0k |
| 13 | The Silent E | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | 26 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 34 | 0k | |
| 2 | Super Dead Dorf of Dooooom | Blitzer | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | -ma, m | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 11 | Ferocious Toupee | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 1 | Secret Agent Swiss Fudge Cookie | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d | 16 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 0k |
| 8 | Cheese Eater | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 3 | Mysore Slender Loris | Troll Slayer | 6 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, +ST, +MA | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 0k | |
| 2 | Jujyfruits of Tomorrow | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | 13 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 0k | |
| 9 | Tico Taco Hombre | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 22 | 0k |
| 6 | Ordinary Man | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 0k | |
| 4 | Yellow Sputum | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | m, n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 14 | Grumpy Old Man | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 1 | Ol' Moppy | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 4 | Watercrest Willy | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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