Rumoursmiths
CTV 0k Chaos Dwarf team, coached by setaymit
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 9/11 Was Caused by Rogue Malignant Tumors | Bull Centaur | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 3 | Khaine is Actually Khorne in Fake Pointy Ears | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 4 | 41,702 US Cars Recalled; 41,702 Miscarriages in Mexico in 2008: Coincidence? | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 5 | There's No Such Thing as Tuesday | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 2 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 6 | Your Comic Books are a Sound Financial Investment | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Slayers go to Elven Stylists for Hair Maintentance Tips | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Chanted Satanic Verses, when Played Backwards, Reveal the Latest South Park Plot | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 9 | Sun-Bleached Roof Tiles can be Huffed for a Mellow, Natural High | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 10 | Another Way to Boil an Egg is to Yell Racist Slurs at it | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 11 | The Growing of Fingernails and Hair is also known as "Cold Fusion" | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 2 | Dawkins and God are Totally Tight, Brah | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Ninety-eight percent of Statistics are Actually Porn | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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