We Are Social Drinkers
CTV 0k Dwarf team, coached by siffmode
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | George Best | Runner | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Hail Mary Pass, +MA | m | 16 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 31 | 0k |
| 2 | Paul Gascoigne | Runner | 6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +ST, Tackle | n | 15 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 31 | 0k |
| 3 | Boris Jelzin | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | d | 12 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0k |
| 4 | Michail Gorbatschow | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 31 | 0k | |
| 5 | Johnny Rotten | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | n | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 6 | Jim Morrison | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 0k | |
| 7 | George W. Bush | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Guard | n | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 0k |
| 8 | Ozzy Osbourne | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 9 | Harald Juhnke | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, n | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 10 | Chris Farley | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k | |
| 11 | Herr Biernot | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, n | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 12 | David Hasselhoff | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 13 | Johnny Cash | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 0k | |
| 12 | Hassel The Hoff | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 14 | Bon Scott | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Hasselhoff | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0k | |
| 3 | Boris Jelzin II | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Harald Juhnke | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 9 | Lindsay Lohan | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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