Happy Noodle Boy
CTV 1225k Human team, coached by spelledaren
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hey, Dog Entity! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 8+ | 8+ | Block, Strip Ball, Dodge | d | 32 | 2 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 28 | 0k |
| 2 | Rise up and bare your fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon!! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block | d | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0k |
| 3 | Goddamn my navel itches!! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Block | m, -av | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k |
| 4 | Meow! Meow! Meow! Cat chow! | Catcher | 8 | 1 | 4+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Catch, Block, Side Step, +AG | -st, d | 21 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 0k |
| 5 | Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing explosions of wicked noise! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 7+ | Kick, Dirty Player | n, m, -av | 29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 26 | 0k |
| 6 | I sense your envy of my neck! | Human Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -ma | 37 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 42 | 0k |
| 7 | Drool over my magical powers! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, Tackle | m, n | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 0k |
| 8 | I have powers pinto beans can only dream of! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 8+ | Block, +MA, Dirty Player | -ma, m | 34 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 39 | 0k |
| 9 | Stare deep into the abyss of my individually wrapped slices! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 10+ | 8+ | Block, Sure Hands, Tackle | m, m | 35 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 32 | 0k |
| 10 | Holy wax! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 11 | Check out my armpits! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | d | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 12 | Heeeey! Waidaminit! | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 41+ | 8+ | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm | n, d | 19 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 0k |
| 10 | Wait just a polyp picking minute!! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 11 | I see your game! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block | m, n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 3 | You will NOT sink my cheerio! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 1+ | 8+ | Guard, Block | m, m | 31 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21 | 0k |
| 11 | I see what is transpiring here! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, Tackle | m, n | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0k |
| 2 | You're all zombie thigh-fat people! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, n | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22 | 0k |
| 7 | Brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block | d | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 7 | That lipstick's the wrong color for you! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | -1+ | 8+ | Block, Side Step | m, n | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 10 | Moooo! Woof! | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, +MA | m, n | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0k |
| 11 | Oh, don't you see the toenails?! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | d | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0k | |
| 13 | Oh, so splendid! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -2+ | 8+ | Dirty Player | n, d | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0k |
| 14 | Under such extreme heat, wear and degradation is inevitable! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 10 | Parts break after overuse! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block | m, n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 2 | And that is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Block | d | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 10 | Mock me? You fried Cyclops! | Blitzer | 7 | 5 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, +ST, +ST, Mighty Blow | 19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 36 | 0k | |
| 7 | Yeah you! I know what you really are! | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | m, n, m | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 4 | I can't prove it, but I'm on to you! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 0k | |
| 11 | Gimme some cheese! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | m | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 2 | Shut up! | Human Lineman | 6 | 4 | 3+ | 2+ | 8+ | +ST, Guard | 16 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 0k | |
| 12 | Demon Weasil! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | -1+ | 8+ | Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge | m, d | 13 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 0k |
| 14 | Repent! Repent! | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 13+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 0k | |
| 7 | Floss often! | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 11+ | 7+ | Sure Hands, Pass | -av | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0k |
| 15 | Nonsensical!!? Yet you envy me! | Human Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 13+ | 8+ | +MA | m | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0k |
| 5 | Hermaphroditic monkeys, you speak with fools' tounges!! | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 0k | |
| 13 | That's a nice tie!! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 1 | Wuzzat? | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | -1+ | 8+ | Block, Guard, Stand Firm | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 0k | |
| 16 | C'mere and drool on my face! | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 7 | Run! Piggy, Piggy!! | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 6+ | 8+ | Sure Hands, Pass | n | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0k |
| 3 | Josie Suskin | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Beau Lurd | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | John Mehande | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 2 | 3+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 8 | Aaliyah Brane | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 9 | Gavin Bedegran | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 9+ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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