Pear in a Partridge Tree
CTV 1500k Elven Union team, coached by thegooser
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Christ's Chin | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0k | |
| 2 | Massive Bereavement | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | 9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 0k | |
| 3 | Small Town Gypsy Massacre | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Leap | 9 | 4 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 42 | 0k | |
| 4 | Two Headed Sex Beast | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | d | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0k |
| 16 | Platitude Queen | Lineman | 6 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +ST, Block | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 0k | |
| 15 | Diabetic Charlie | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | ||
| 14 | Onion Terror | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -ma, m, d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 13 | Trust Me I'm A Stomach | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0k | |
| 7 | Zeinab Badowi's Twenty Hotels | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass, Accurate, Nerves Of Steel | 9 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0k | |
| 12 | ABBA The Horse | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Wrestle, Strip Ball | m | 8 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 0k |
| 11 | Novelty Bobble | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | d | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 17 | Kevin Dirtystone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 18 | Martin Hideoushammer | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 90 | Hubris Rakarth | Hubris Rakarth | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Loner, Block, Dirty Player, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 4 | Characters in Anoraks | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0k | |
| 90 | Hubris Rakarth | Hubris Rakarth | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Loner, Block, Dirty Player, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 17 | Ulric Weakbone | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | ||
| 5 | Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0k | |
| 6 | Epileptic Fridge Boy | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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