Stuff that will kill you
TV 1400k Orc team, coached by thethiefbarabus
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Taxes | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 80k | |
| 2 | AIDS | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Stand Firm | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 80k | |
| 3 | Bullets | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 80k | |
| 4 | Plastic Explosives | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 80k | |
| 5 | Heart Attacks | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 80k | ||
| 6 | Republicans | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
| 7 | Stupid COs | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 80k | ||
| 8 | Falling Pianos | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80k | ||
| 9 | Sharpened Sticks | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 50k | |
| 10 | Stress | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 50k | |
| 11 | Nukes | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50k | ||
| 12 | Flesh Eating Bacteria | Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 70k | |
| 13 | Ebola | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100k |
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