We're Not Fat, We're Big Boned
CTV 0k Dwarf team, coached by warpork
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wyvern Hulpspine | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 0k |
| 2 | Turp Ntine | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Pro | n | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 47 | 0k |
| 3 | Benji | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 4 | Ack Nowe | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +AG | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k | |
| 5 | Barry Manilow | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +AG, Guard | d | 29 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 24 | 0k |
| 6 | Wobblin Pete | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dump Off, Pass, Accurate | n | 17 | 6 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 54 | 0k |
| 7 | Garry The Drunken Stunty | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Pass Block, Pro | d | 38 | 5 | 16 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 69 | 0k |
| 8 | No Beard McGregor | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | n | 39 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 39 | 0k |
| 9 | Yvette Corvette | Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA | n | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 0k |
| 10 | Fast Freddy Footsman | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull | d | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 11 | Lickity Split | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 0k |
| 12 | I Brought Snacks | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | d | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 0k |
| 10 | Fresh Meat | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow | 33 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 46 | 0k | |
| 11 | Splittin the Why | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On, Pro | 33 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 2 | 64 | 0k | |
| 3 | Oops there went me Beard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 3 | Where's me Beard | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -av | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 0k |
| 13 | coach | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 6 | Ziggin and Zaggin | Runner | 5 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +AG, Strip Ball, +AG | -ma, n | 23 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 58 | 0k |
| 4 | Braided Whiskey | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge, Mighty Blow | n | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 0k |
| 1 | Fresh Meaty | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | d | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k |
| 3 | Extra Extra | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block | n | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 32 | 0k |
| 12 | I Brought Snacks Take Two | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, n | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 1 | The New Guy | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 0k | |
| 5 | Crash Car | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0k |
| 12 | Enter the Longbeard | Longbeard | 3 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, -ma | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 9 | Warps | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | n | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
| 13 | Random Partz | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0k | |
| 9 | Slay What? | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 7 | Track Star | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0k | |
| 2 | Niggle Free | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 5 | Justified | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k |
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