<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/187072.jpg">

'When the picker is ready, the cherry will appear.' - Lao Tzu, on Bloodbowl

I'm often asked why I don't have my teams on gamefinder. The answer is simple; because I'm not paying attention. I consider it rude when I find someone on gamefinder, offer them a game, and don't get a reply for 10 minutes (or none at all) because they weren't watching IRC. I don't want to do that to someone, so I only put teams up when I'm able to reply to challenges in a reasonable amount of time.

Highest CR - 173.29, #88 at the time (2009/08/30)

<b>Hidden Site Features:</b>
(Change Coach/Team ID's in link to your own)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=23256">CR History</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=23256&coach2=1">CR Comparison Example</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=302452">Sample Yearbook Link</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=23256">Record by Opponent</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=gallery2&id=23256">Image Gallery</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&nav=9">Team Rankings - LRB 5 Beta</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&nav=8">Team Rankings - Unranked</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&nav=5">Team Rankings - League</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&nav=10">Team Rankings - Black Box</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blackbox">Black Box Central</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=didyouknow">Did You Know?</a>

<b>Useful Site Links:</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3ATS+Values+of+Stars">Star Player TS Values</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3ASkillSelectionSurvey">Skill Selection Survey</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3ACDOTT">Chaos Dwarf OTS</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&order=&nav=1&race=3">Chaos Dwarf Rankings</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coaches&order=&showall=&r=3">Chaos Dwarf Coach Rankings</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&stat=spp&status=active&division=1&race=3&position=2634">Hobgoblin Star Rankings</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3AOfficialRosters">Rosters</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3AStarPlayers">Star Players</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3AStuntyRosters">Stunty Rosters</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3AStuntyStars">Stunty Star Players</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachstats&coach=23256&division=1">My Ranked Stats</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blackbox">Black Box Stats</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1609">FUMBBL Smack Page</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=icons">Old Player Icons</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=gallery2&id=2">Player Pictures</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/help%3AKeyboard+Shortcuts+and+gameplay+tips">JBB Hotkeys</a>
Actual Path For Replays - http://fumbbl.com/results/123/1230000.zip

<b>Recordpedia Ameranthica:</b>
Most combined CAS in one match - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2762859">19</a> (Also a FUMBBL record)

<b>Tournament Wins:</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&p=tournaments&show=17118">FUMBBL SMACK Rookie CXXI - Vampire</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&p=tournaments&show=23233">FUMBBL SMACK Veteran CCLXXXIV - Orcs</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&p=tournaments&show=23456">FUMBBL SMACK Rookie CCCXIII - Undead</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&p=tournaments&show=23519">FUMBBL SMACK Rookie CCCXV - Wood Elf</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=4415&p=tournaments&show=17925">Lustrian Challenge Qualifier XII - Chaos Dwarf</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=4415&p=tournaments&show=26054">Lustrian Challenge III Qualifier XI - Chaos Dwarf</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=597&p=tournaments&show=15953">Stunty Smack Squishy VII - Chaos Halfling</a>

<b>Known Bugs:</b>
A player with Foul Appearance will not affect anyone 3 spaces diagonally from him.

<b>Reload Issues:</b>
<Angie> How to solve the two ball client reload bug
<Angie> reload with .inc
<Angie> sync
<Angie> end the turn
<Angie> reload again with .dat
<Angie> problem solved

<Angie> you just can't move the ball carrier before you reload with .dat
<Angie> due to the two ball issue caused by the sync

<b>Multiple Block:</b>
Attacker will follow up the second target selected.
A player cannot assist if in the TZ's of both targets.
Will prevent Sidestep being used.

<b>CR Thresholds (Approximate):</B>
CR 180 - Top 15 - (0.4%)
CR 175 - Top 60 - (1.7%)
CR 170 - Top 175 - (5%)
CR 165 - Top 350 - (10%)
CR 160 - Top 600 - (17%)
Out of roughly 3500 coaches

<b>Famous Teams:</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=244229">Aggressive Asian Avengers</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=277067">Competitive Eaters</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306814">Evolution of Undead Pixels</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=185369">Khorne's Scorn</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=289838">Fumbbl's Star Zombies</a>

<b>Awesome Themes:</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=354772">Peer Pressure</a>
<a href ="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=516953">Awards That Should Exist!</a>

<b>Notable Players:</b>
(Not all have survived)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4229123">STELLA!</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4384355">Ratcave</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3704856">Mayor (A Perfect Beastman)</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5588473">TheSpoonyBard</a>

<b>Misc:</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2029332">The Infamous EE Match</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1810867">An Amusing Match Report</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1706596">Mummy To Mummy Pass For The Win</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coaches&order=&showall=&start=125">My Whitelist</a><img src="http://fumbbl.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/posticons/image_18.gif">
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2471347">Sometimes, Cherries Pick Back</a>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2631162">Even the ultimate lucker can have an off day</a>

<b>Nick Changes:</b>
(because I like to know who I'm talking to)
SoarenHightower --> The_Special_1
brownrob --> SnakeSanders
Montagne --> StarBreeze
Angie --> Shelly
joshshott --> JimmyBlitz

<b>Memorable quotes:</b>
<Zaretti> I can't believe that after losing my virginity I'd go back to blood bowl

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(Talking about CR)
<Thoughtknot> I try and I try to get it up, but it's just not happening.

<Zombie69> jim : i'm at both ends!
<JimSardonic> Ha! I saw a movie like that once, but I won't go into it

<Tymless> we can play but I will have pause later to put snake away
<Ameranth> o.O
<Tymless> funny thing is
<Tymless> hes a ball python with one eye and a broken jaw
<Ameranth> youre not helping you know :)

<Ameranth> hmmmm... i should do a fumbbl porn stars team... everyone tell me the name of your first pet and the street you first lived on
<Dreadclaw> Chico Molenweg
<Snappy_Dresser> Hamish 29th
<Dreadclaw> lol
<Ameranth> dreads actually works
<Dreadclaw> Chico!
<Frantisek> new rule? every coach must have at least one team of porn stars!
<Synn> Violet Jericho
<Dreadclaw> I'm a latino!
<Dreadclaw> =)
<Synn> i am a chick
<Synn> :D
<Gorbit> Pysser Knuthenborg
<Ameranth> Sylvester Killdeer
<Snappy_Dresser> Pisser?
<Flynn> you arent a chick synn
<SJML> Charky Amanda
<Gorbit> nah, pysser
<Snappy_Dresser> your first pet was named pisser?
* Synn pokes Flynn in the ear again
<Gorbit> its different in danish :)
<Snappy_Dresser> I guess :)
<Frantisek> Zuchini Tiverton
<Synn> most things are
<Snappy_Dresser> \o/
<Snappy_Dresser> the winnah!

<Boastful> bblfg
<Boastful> why doesnt that work for me?
<Astarael> bbteams Boastful
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<Ameranth> \o/
<Astarael> What..
<TheSpoonyBard> pwned
<Sighcrow> lol
<Astarael> Oh screw acronym kickage
<Ameranth> hehe
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<^Spyrer^> this is the best fun
<SneakyFox> you knew what you were doing, asta =)
<^Spyrer^> bestfun even
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<Astarael> Ameranth you sly git
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<Manbush> LOL
<Ameranth> :D
<un|somewhere> lol

<Pirog> Will the "smacking with trouts" and stuff never get old?
* onesax slaps Pirog around a bit with a large trout
*** Ameranth is now known as Boastful
* Boastful slaps onesax around a bit with a large trout
* onesax slaps Boastful around a bit with a baseball bat
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<Boastful> \o/
*** Boastful is now known as Ameranth
<onesax> lol what?
<blizzt95> lol
<Snappy_Dresser> baseball
<^Spyrer^> hahaha! pwnd
<Snappy_Dresser> bat
<Snappy_Dresser> smacks
<blizzt95> lawlz
<onesax> lmao
<Hogshine> LOl

<Ameranth> call 1-976-PRONE-WD... hot wardancers lying here waiting for *you*

<PorkusMaximus> hmm, maybe I shouldn't be playing then. I am only 144CR :)
<PorkusMaximus> no wait 143 :(
<somertown|vet> it's TR, not CR
<Ameranth> vet is 126-150, CR 144 fits ;)
<TheSpoonyBard> lawlz
<Ameranth> its why we call 0-100 CR the Ro smack :D

<jai13> woot dbls on a rookie ogre :D
<jai13> guard ftw

<KhorneliusPraxx> my wife is highly skilled and from asia

<DustBunny> just retired another broken fling =(
<Ameranth> ...take... these broken flings... and learn to play again, learn to dodge and run so free...
<Frankencow> Ameranth: I like it.
<Ameranth> dont know why, but when you said broken flings i had a flashback to that old mister mister song :)
* Snappy_Dresser puches Ameranth in the face for putting that in his head
<DustBunny> lol

<Dannyboy> I have not had sex in about 8 months.

<Jay|IG> paul im 14!
<paulhicks> do you have a webcam jay? :D

<Meech> Hey Synn, the FS for one of the teams I play on has is named Kurt Cobain. I asked why he fails when the formation is in shotgun

<torsoboy> bblfg ra|pists|love|to|mate|wit|synn

<AceyJace> im kinda new to blood bowel
<Synn> ....
<Synn> unfortunate typo there

<TheSpoonyBard> on the one hand
<TheSpoonyBard> I wanna see
<TheSpoonyBard> on the other hand
<Ameranth> lotion?

(Paul, drunk on New Year's Eve)
<paulbhickds> ijn md sick of foulkin/ itds taall anoynmne thikjs u zan do

<TheSpoonyBard> oh its on, kids
<Ameranth> thank god for that comma

<AxeMurder> there's something strangely appealing about watching pigstar get bent over a barrel

<Worstfungus> !8ball can you kick yourself
<;@Nuffle> Worstfungus: Not a chance.
* Nuffle was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
<Kryten> dang, you didn't collapse
<Worstfungus> rofl
<Kryten> \o/
<Kryten> that ruled
(On1 was tempbanned shortly after)

(After trying for days to play his WO match)
<Synn> bbtime
<BowlBot> Synn: Tue Jan 13 11:27:00 CET 2009
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<Synn> howdy yuzi
<Yuzi> hi
<Synn> wanna get this over with?
<Yuzi> sorry, i cant play right now :(
<Yuzi> another time
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<Synn> .....
<Synn> like i said...
<Synn> i have been in a lot of majors
<Synn> first time i am leaning towards thinking i am getting avoided
<Synn> hahhaha
* Ameranth points to the flashing red box at the top of synns chat :)
(private chat)
* Ameranth waits for the 'you bastard amer' :D
<Ameranth> i really should change my quit message when i sock puppet like that :)
<Synn> OH I HATE YOU
<Ameranth> hehe
(/private chat)
<Synn> Ameranth is ~none@CPE00045adf64f2-CM000f212fdb0a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * None
<Synn> * Yuzi (~none@CPE00045adf64f2-CM000f212fdb0a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Fumbbl
<Synn> well played sir
<Ameranth> \o/
<Ameranth> ty
<Nantti> hehe

<EggShapedAubergine> why do so many people use pms to organise games
<EggShapedAubergine> its so irritating
<Ameranth> pms usually is
<Ameranth> or did you mean PM's

<Purplegoo> I got pulled out of B by my desire to finally lay Yanknoth

<Ameranth> so you dont want to play against burly men in their underwear?
<Moxy> I do actually perhaps later tonight

<Moxy> Shadow you are on I will totally love to finish with you each time if possible
<Ameranth> o.O
<Ameranth> yeah, nothing about that line sounded gay... :D

<Astarael> I was typing earlier with one hand bleeding over the place :P

<Ameranth> i have a simple way of getting synn to stop fouling... whenever he does it, i spray him with a water bottle while holding his nose in the players corpse and saying 'bad synn! synn bad! bad synn, bad!'

<Purplegoo> dang
<Purplegoo> wine
<Purplegoo> wrong hole :)

<TheSpoonyBard> I don't have anything that high :(
<propuppetmaster> oh, thought the fist was up there

<harvestmouse> ahhhhhhh no way i can do this with a broken hand :(

<pizzamogul> Spoony, do you know how to beat it?

<Astarael> I had a similar thing with Angie that I have with PurpleChest
<Ameranth> sex?

<shadow46x2> commisar: everyone gets a freebie
<Ameranth> o.O
<Ameranth> oh, in chat...
<pythrr> :D
<Ameranth> nvm
* shadow46x2 facepalms

<Kenty> being apologized to for bad dice is like Synn telling a boy scout he has feelings for him

<FunkyLemur|Elite> hey qaz
<FunkyLemur|Elite> in that fight
<FunkyLemur|Elite> are u the black dude on the floor?
<Ameranth> no
<Ameranth> hes white
<Ameranth> look at some of his other pics
<FunkyLemur|Elite> :D
<Ameranth> well, either that, or the guy who kicked his butt is hugging his wife later on :D
<Qaz> LOL

<nexusvalhees> I get frustrated pretty quick when I can't figure something out so I didn't spend a lot of time on it
<Ameranth> your first gf must have been very disappointed ;)
<nexusvalhees> my first gf was 5 so we were both pretty impatient

<Aenir> at gamesday chicago there was a 10-20 foot inflatable one :|

<paulhicks> actualy i was thinkin i might give up fouling now

<pythrr> i is off to davie to eat greek!
<pythrr> (oo!)
<Wreckage> who is davie?
<Snappy_Dresser> Davie is the main street in the gay district in Vancouver

<paulhicks> anyways... time for bed
<paulhicks> night all
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<DustBunny> look at all those accounts he is logged in as

<KhorneliusPraxx> but I do tend to rely on the deep ball...so Strong arm may serve me better

<SillySod> if they ever go down again I'll be doing many a dance

<TheSpoonyBard> whenever we go out
<TheSpoonyBard> the people always shout
<Mr_Foulscumm> heil!
<TheSpoonyBard> ...
<TheSpoonyBard> h8 you foulscumm

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<Ameranth> ...
<Ameranth> wait
<Ameranth> your nick is men-on-man???
<Ameranth> spoony is going to LOVE you
<Nuwanda> lol










@Christer ponders if MICE iRC would work if I ran it now...
<;@Christer> Colloquy is annoying me
<Prinz> one way to find out :)
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* Nuffle sets mode: +o Christer_
<Prinz> does it speak?
* Ameranth is now known as Colloquy
<Colloquy> i am?
* Colloquy is now known as Ameranth
<;@Christer> !kick Colloquy
<Prinz> haha
<;@Christer> Darn, missed
<Ameranth> :D
<Prinz> Dodge!
<;@Christer> !kick Ameranth :P
* Ameranth was kicked by Nuffle (:P (Christer))
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<Ameranth> bah, was funnier when you just missed me
<Ro> lol

<Ameranth> seriously, youre deaf?
<Russo> yep
<Ameranth> all these years weve been booing your games for nothing? :(
<TheSpoonyBard> LOL
<Prinz> lol
<Russo> hahahah
<TheSpoonyBard> ameranth
<TheSpoonyBard> I <3 you

<turboraton> feel free to beat my goat please

<bitesize> harvestmouse shake it really hard
<harvestmouse> shaking didn't work
<harvestmouse> its currently wrapped in a blanket to keep it warm like synn said
<bitesize> did you feed it cheese?
<bitesize> did you try soaking it for a while?

<PurpleChest> synn: purveyor of quality advice for, oh, seconds now.

(While being Nuffled in a WO match)
<Tesifonte> Gonna talk to christer
<Tesifonte> petew shouldnt be allowed to have 2 accounts

<Lemur|IG> whenever i have a good hand i giggle :D

<KenThis> its nice having some ss guards

<lizvis> i came out of a few scrums with balls that i didn't have when i went to the ground

<b>Temporary:</b>
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=118195
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=469114
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=381968

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=569081

http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=11636