Skills: 6, 16, 31, 51, 76, 176
Major Goals:
- Play one hundred games with one team.
- Coach a legend player.
- Players with 51+ SPP will leave your team on a 1-3 to go play for a less twatty team that doesn't concede.
- RRing a 3 on winnings dice isn't really a great idea. There's only a 50% chance you'll do better and there's a 33% chance you'll do worse. Suck it up and take the crappy pay.
- Don't ever hire merc players, they can tax your MVPs and are generally worthless scum.
- Get over your dislike of star players. They're actually quite sexy.
- Apparently, wizards aren't always mint.
- After 2 GFIs, a player with frenzy will just stop moving - they won't fall over.
- Chainsaws: on a 2+ they roll armour +3. It's also +3 for a foul and +3 on their own armour roll if they get knocked down. If you get knocked down while blocking them, you also get +3'd up the bazingwa.
- Disturbing presence means -1 from the D6 when you're pass, int or catch (not pick up!). Foul appearance means on a 1 you can't block them.
- Animosity: roll a 1 and they won't pass to that stinky goblin.
- Bonehead is always 2+, really stupid is 2+ with player support (otherwise, it's 4+). Wild Animal is 2+ so long as they're trying to smash the crap out of something.
- Jump up: you don't lose 3 movement. They can block from the floor on a 2+ if they're agi 3 / 3+ if they're agi 2
- Juggernaut: When blitzing, ignores fend, stand firm and wrestle and a both down can be treated as a push.
- You've never used leader. It's kind of boss. You get a RR for cheap, mate.
- TTM is a pass action. TTM is a pass action. TTM is a pass action.
- Be wary of DElves and Shadowing, twat doctor. You forget it every time. Shadowing. 2D - MA + oppMA <=7 to follow
- Tentacles. Each coach rolls D6+stregnth (opponent adds one). You can't move if the tentacled menace beats you.
- Titchy. +1 to dodge roll attempts. Don't exert -1 when trying to dodge into their TZs.
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