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The most important quote ever:
<i>Arktoris: Make the TD....or cas your ass trying!</i>

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Best reached CR ever: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2366054>169.98</a> (but 176.96 before the update of the CR-Code)



HA... i found myself:
-Im one proud member of the flachpfeifen <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6225940>AoP-Vimes|ICH|WILL</a>
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6123696>AoPus Vimuz</a>... a pity, that i dont think he will last long 8-). But i have the honour to be the first gutter in the team xD.
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5376623>One time the Vimes</a>
And another one... he rewarded his team my player as I did for this great game: <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5512644>AoP-Vimes</a>
-Khornyhorny gave me the dubious honour, too: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5649755>AoP-Vimes (noob)</a>
-And here myself went out under coach Ounimshu: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5690380>Vimes</a> funny enough he got the MVP in the next game we played later =D
-And I found one, who seems to be jelous and wanna kill me :-). What a pity, he is dead already: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5309820>Schattenfried AoPToeter</a>
-And now im a <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7162654>Sheep</a> in the Fumbbl Cup dirigated by SillySod.

<img src="http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5882/larsonaward.png">

Once in the chat:
<i>Fish30: man vimes is a dirty dude but u gotta admire a dude who will kick you every turn regardless
SillySod: vimes is a crazy git :D
SneakyFox: and a silly sod
p4m: we love him!</i>

* hiruma_zeo (~hiruma_ze@128.Red-79-146-49.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
AoP-Vimes: <i>dummdidelumdum</i>
AoP-Vimes: <i>bblast hiruma_zeo</i>
@BowlBot: AoP-Vimes: hiruma_zeo was accessing the website 20 minutes ago.
AoP-Vimes: <i>hmm...</i>
Snappy_Dresser: <i>you scared him away</i>
* Snappy_Dresser (~Snappy_Dr@d216-232-66-60.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit)
* hiruma_zeo (~hiruma_ze@128.Red-79-146-49.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #FumbblBlackbox
<hiruma_zeo: <i>Hey</i>
<hiruma_zeo: <i>sorry </i>
<hiruma_zeo: <i> I just killed my mouse.</i>




Another Lucky shot: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2114147>Ratzingerz Todezfeinde vs Tribute to Blackbeards</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/210474.jpg">


some lucky shots :-) and then:
<Emphasy> pfft
<Emphasy> i would say grats
<AoP-Vimes> , if not?
<Emphasy> if i meant it was deserved:/
<Emphasy> but this was lame:(
<Emphasy> ahh fuck it
<Emphasy> grats:)
<AoP-Vimes> ^^
<AoP-Vimes> :-)
<AoP-Vimes> gratz man
<Emphasy> grats?
<AoP-Vimes> ähem...
<AoP-Vimes> ^
<Emphasy> you cant say grats to me when you outluck my ass
<AoP-Vimes> gratz for ur decision to take like a man :-))))
<Emphasy> you should drop on your knees and show how sorry you are
<AoP-Vimes> rofl
<AoP-Vimes> ^^


perfect Larson for <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>.
She finished it with a RIP.

SMACK:
Rookie: TR 0-100
Experienced: TR 101-125
Veteran: TR 126-150
Pro: TR 151-175
Elite: TR 176-200
Legend: TR 201+
All: Any [R] team TR 0+

To be thought about it:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachopp&coach=52234>Me versus other coaches</a>
<a href=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7938217389287737034&hl=en>MV 6 OT \Frenzy</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=2274>SkavenMV7OneTurn</a>
<a href=http://www.bloodbowl-game.com>The PC-Game Homepage</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=9617>Html-Codes for teampages</a>
<a href=http://www.tar.hu/bloodbowl/FUMBBL/Site/fumbbl.htm>JavaCode Desriptions</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=52234>CR Development</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=icons>Link to the player pics</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=13975>Link to the html problem</a
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=18139>Numbers for the team table</a>
<a href=http://www.kfoged.dk/fumbbl/ranges.html>Ranged: TT vs Javabb</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=16368>Different racialpix for the field.</a>


<b>External Servers if sweden is down (again)</b>:
fbb.servegame.com/8085
mccloud.game-host.org/8081/8082/8083
laviak.ath.cx/8082

<a href="http://speedtest.schnell-schreiben.de" >82 Wörter</a><p><a href="http://speedtest.schnell-schreiben.de">Speedtest</a></p>

FUMBBL Badges

Games

Easy! Easy! - Has won a game 5-0. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2850466>yeah: 6-0</a>
Good/Great/Superb/WOW - Has won 100/200/500/1000 games.
Reverse Picker - Has won a game playing up 39TS.
Better than Average - Have a 75% win loss record.
Pick Pick Pick - Have a picker and player badge for all R races.


Opponents

Giant killer - Has beaten a player with 180cr<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2185598>Final of the UI IV</a>
Revenge - Beat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record
Bow to the Master - Has beaten an Admin
Now I am the Master - Beat the first active person who beat you 5 times
My Bunny is… - Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone


Bashing

Multiblocker - Has killed two people with a single multiblock.
Equal Opportunity - Has killed one of every race.
Slaughterer - Has killed one of every position – complete grid.
Supernova - Has killed a star player.
Big Bang - Has killed every star.
Early Retirement - Has killed a legend.
Unnecessary Violence - Has killed a player by fouling turn 16. <a href=>Looking for the rep, but for sure, i did :-)</a>
Suicide Squad - Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down.
Showboating - Injure every opponent player
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match.


Passing & Intercepting

Kack Handed Genius - Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb
Brown Bounce - Score with a bounce pass.
Now You See It - Score with a Dump Off.
12th Man - Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn.
Plucking Hell - Intercept needing a 10 or more.
Not Again - Intercept three times in one game.
We can all QB - Get completions with 6 players in a match
Greatest of Ease - Intercept then pass for a TD without moving.
He’s at the 20 the 10….TD - Score with the ball in your own end zone.
I Didn’t See It - Passblock to intercept twice in one match.


Fouling

Relentless - Foul on all 16 turns.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul.
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match.
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left.
Paul Hicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games.


Clever Plays

Pushed On - Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz)
Complex - Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off
Torn Apart - Surf 4 players in one turn.
Less than One Turn - Score on a blitz kick off result.
Dodgy Play - Score needing to make 8 or more dodges.


Player awards – Single Match

Larsson - Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td): <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>. She finished it with a RIP.
Perfect Larsson - Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP):<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4964066>Raspberry II</a> in this match: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2141328>2008-04-01</a>. She finished it with a RIP.
Frenzy - Cause 5 cas in one match
Quarterback - Make 5 completions in one match
One Turning Scum - Score 5 TD in one match <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7165634>Potze III</a>


Player awards – Lifetime

Back Story - Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words
I Cannot Die - Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!
Superhuman - Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, spikes.
Ancient - Have a player age on every aging roll.
Passer - Have a player with 100 completions
Basher - Have a player with 100 casualties
Finisher - Have a player with 100 TDs
Interceptor - Have a player with 25 interceptions
All Rounder - Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int
Transfer King - Have a player that has plays for 3 teams.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5145759>Vimez</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6073729>Vimez</a> and <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6092901>Vimez</a>


Team awards – Single Match

Teamwork - Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp
Off the Gas - Be cleared from the pitch but still win.
Shared Around - Score with 5 different players.
Come Back Kings - Win from 2 behind at half time.
Skilled Up - 5 or more players gain skill rolls.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2848213>Hehehe</a>


Team awards – Lifetime

Galacticos - Have 5 active legends in a single team.
Tenacious - Recover the team from 6 or less players.
Long Lived/Legends - Play 500/1000 games with one team.
Well Known - In chat and say your team name 5 \o/’s = badge
Rich - Have a treasury of 500,000gp
Hard - Have a tr of more than 300
Bashy - Team cas of more than 1000
Passy - Team completions of more than 1000
Scory - Team TDs of more than 1000
Intercepting Kings - Team Ints of more than 200


Smack Talk – Make your boast in public!!

I Choose You - Nominate a player then kill him in the match <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2857523>Done :-).</a>
Fixed MVP - State exactly who will score your hat-trick
One handed - State you will win 3-0 with no cas against
Its Mah Ball - State you will clear the pitch.
High Stakes - Loser retires his team (you must win for badge)


Lucky Git

1/36 - Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle.
666 - Make a play to score needing three 6’s
Numerical Advantage - Cas 5 players at a kick off
My Fans!! - 5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0
Blitzer - Get a 3+ favourable blitzes
My Ref - Ref ignores 5 fouls you make with eye on you.
Favourable Bounce - Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours
Persuasive - Argue the call three times in a row.
Untouchable - Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn)
Rolling on Up - Play through the game without needing a reroll.


Unlucky Bastard

Diced - Finish a match (no reloads) with luck under 25%
Gone Tripping - Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match
Nothing I Can Do - Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row.
… - Roll 6 skulls on a single block.
That’s got to hurt - Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock.
GET UP!! - Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go.<a href=>Yep, done :-)</a>
Saw Bonehead - Fail 3 consecutive apothecaries.<a href=>Sure, ratz did that some times :-)</a>
Fractured - Fail 6 consecutive regens.
NOOOO!! - Kill a AG 5+ player on a failed dodge.<a href=>Two or three times</a>
Overpowered - Opponent gets ref t1 and t9 with 3 or more dp.


Crazy Skills

Big but Graceful - Leap Blitz with a Big Guy for a cas.
So Uneccessary - 5+ players on a team with Diving Catch
Not Playing That - Have 4 players in a team with claw/rsc
Changer of Ways - Have a player with 5 mutations
Overkill - Have a claw/rsc player and choose mighty blow


TTM

Full Belly - Has eaten 10 goblins
Perfect Fling - Has scored by a TTM directly into the end zone <a href=>Yep, ma Flingerz did</a>
Sniper - Has killed a player with a thrown team-mate
Greet the Fans - Has thrown a team-mate into the crowd.<a href=>One? Thousands...</a>
Bug Your Opponent - Score 3 TTMs in one match.<a href=>Yep :-)</a>


Very Hard – Your opponent must play normally

Lone Ranger - Has scored with one player on the pitch.<a href=>Yep, ma ratzingerz in Ranked did</a>
Major Upset - Has won a major tournament: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=430767>Ulthuan Invitational IV</a>
Non Contact - Win a game with only you not blocking.
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls.<a href=>erm... dorfen style?</a>
Piggy in the Middle - Win a game passing every turn you have the ball
Blast em - Kill two players with a single wizard.
Right the First Time - Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls.
Knocked Down - Win without standing any players up.
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players.
Bland is Best - Get a 200ts team using only linemen.
No 1# - Be the No 1# rated coach in ranked.
Only way is up - Be the worst ranked coach in ranked.


Impossible

%100 Complete - Complete everything in this thread.
loody Hard - Complete your Grid.
Divorce worthy - Play 5000 games with one team.
True Legend - Have an active player with 1000spp
Divine - Make everyone agree about t16 fouling.


Race specific

Necromantic (never played so far)

He’s Back - Rez a player then kill another with the zombie
Flesh Gordon - Score a hat trick with a Flesh Golem
Wight Wash - Get a td, cas and a comp with both wights
I Lych it - Surf and score in a single blitz with a wolf
GHOOOOOL - Score 2td each with 2 ghouls in one match


Orc

Communal Larsson - Have 1 BO score, 1 cas, 1 complete and 1 int.
AG2 FTW - A Black Orc dodges, picks up and completes.<a href=>Yeah, done!4+, 4+, 4+</a>
Deadly Wave - Cause a cas with all four blitzers.<a href=></a>
Last Resort - Score 50 Td with a gobbo
Star Quality - Play a game having hired 5 stars.


Chaos Dwarf (never played)

Bull Dozer - Win 10 games with no Bull Centaurs
Hob Gob - Get a legend Hobgoblin
Chucked Up - Have a strong arm, accurate big guy with 20cps
Block Head - Score two TD’s in 1 game with CD Blockers
Fire in the Hole - Score a TD with Zzharg Madeye’s Blunderbuss


Amazon

Short Handed - 20 games vs Dwarves with a winning record.
Pretty as a Picture - Populate your team with hot women pictures:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=416662>damn you sexists</a>
Strong Woman - Cause 50 Cas with an Amazon.
Reinforcements - Hire Zara and have her kill a Mummy.
Hard Task - Play 20 games at 200+ Ts with a 60% win ratio.


Khemri

Not Evil - Win 10 games with no mummies
Slow and Steady - Score with two mummies in a game
Skelator - Make a Legend Skeleton
Quick and the Dead - One turn with a Blitz-Ra
Just Wrong - Retire an AG4 Khemri uninjured on principle.


Goblin

REALLY stupid - Fail all boneheads for 3 consecutive turns.
Gobbled Up - Have 3 gobbos eaten in one game.
Final Score - Score with a Hail Mary Diving Catch Combo
Small but Deadly - Cause 50 cas with a gobbo
Grab It - Have 5 players with Diving Tackle<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=519752>Bonames Bombaas</a>


Halfling

Did that Branch Move? - Kill a player with a rooted Treeman.
Evil Fling - Kill a player on a -3db:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=452809>WIP but: 3 times damn close :-)</a>
Super Fling - Get 3 Kills with a fling in one game:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5422362>Ma best fouler</a>
Oi Dats My Leg - Make 5 consecutive stunty dodges:<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=452809>happens every once in a while with 2 ag4 flingerz</a>
Dirty Beggers - Have a team with 5 or more DP.


Dwarf

Long Beardy Bomb - Complete a long bomb with a Longbeard
So… much… Guard - Put out 11 players with guard for a drive.
Unlikely - 1 Turn with a Longbeard
Honourable Death - Have a TS kill a player using dauntless, then die.
Mustn’t Grumble - Have a team with 50 games but no retirements


Pro Elf

Unusual - Get a 300 TR Elf Team
Clear! - Clear the pitch of an AV9 Team
Star Player - Legend a Catcher
Nasty - Field a team with 6 Mighty Blows
Never Been Done - Win an Elite Smack


Dark Elf

Cauldron of Blood - Kill two players in a match with a witch elf
Stabby - Kill an opponent with Harkans Dagger
Small Beginnings - Legend a Lineman
Fratricide - Kill/SI 100 High Elves
Tackles a Must - Field an all Blodge Team


High Elf

Out of Position - Get 50 Cp with a Dragon Warrior.
Death Star - Hire Prince Morian and get him killed.
Actually Challenging - Make 50 Completions with a PW in 15 Games
Fight the Good Fight - Kill/SI 100 Dark Elves
Brutal Elves - Cause 9 casualties in a match


Wood Elf


Hard and Fast - Cause 50 cas with a Wood Elf Catcher
Boing Boing - Field 6 Players with Leap
Score Quickly - Get a Wood Elf to 51spp in 5 games
Just Another Woodie - Make a Larsson with Jordell
5-0 is too easy - Win a game 7-0


Lizard

Speedy Geckos - Play 25 games with no Sauri and a winning ratio
What a Tale - Kill a player because of Prehensile Tail
Blow Dart - Kill a Str5 + player with a skink.
5 to Pick up - Score 50 td with a Saurus
Cold Blooded - Legend a Skink


Undead

Smack Talk - Win a smack without the Count
Bigger Brothers - Kill/SI 3/4 mummies on a Khemri team
Who Needs Regen - Legend a Ghoul
Wight On - Get a Wight to 51 Spp in 15 games.
Horde Mentality - Score 3 touchdowns with Zombies in a game


Skaven

No Weaklings - Play 25 games with no GR and a winning record
Plague Rats - Play 4 rats with foul appearance.
Expendable - Win when suffering 8 casualties<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachstats>they are damn skaven man...</a>
Mighty Mouse - Get a Str 5 Rat (not ogre)
So Fast - Win 6-0 with all four gutters scoring.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachstats> Yeah, skaven we're talking bout.</a>


Ogres

Duh - Bonehead 5 ogres in a single turn.
Surprise!! - Win a game with no Ogres.
Pro-phalatic - Give all your Ogres Pro.
Big and Brawny - Cause 50 cas in 10 games.
Lupone Clone - Legend a Goblin


Vampire

The Munchies - Bite 6 thralls in one match.<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=400790>That was the problem</a>
Dodgy Rule - Score 2 OFAB TDs in one match
Thrall Power - Make a Legend Thrall
Burn the Rerolls - Play 6 Vamps on the pitch for a game
Look into my Eyes - Successfully gaze 3 players then score


Rotters

Going Nowhere - Tentacle 5 players for a turn with no escape
Arm and a Leg - Make a Rotter with long legs and extra arms
Survivable - Give five team members spikes
Beast Lord - Make a Legend Beastman
It’s Lodged Somewhere - Score 10 Tds with your Beast.


Humans

Star Struck - Hire all the Human stars for a match
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match


Norse

Unexpected - Play 6 Blodge players in a game
Early Risers - Cause 40 Cas in the first 10 games
Feign Death - Kill a player jumping up from prone
Keep Him Alive - Legend a Blitzer
First! - Win a Legend Smack


Chaos

Banzai - Play 4 leaping Chaos Warriors
Star Foul - Kill a player fouling with Borak
Tough Carriers - Only score with CW for 10 games (win. ratio)
No use Crying - Make 10 teams Retire
The Number of the Beast - Legend a Minotaur