FUMBBL :: Online Blood Bowl League

I basicly see Blood Bowl as a kind of manager game, where you strive to win as much as possible, but also to build up you players. Therefore I really do not appreciate the coaches who take pleasure in killing just "for the fun of it", and I generally expect my opponent to value his pet-players as high as I do mine. This won't prevent me from targeting them, of course, but the most important thing - i find - is to have fun while playing. For the same reason stalling is not something I do very often, since it is a rather boring way to spend the afternoon compared to a proper elf bowling game where you can hope to get another TD before the end.

I might start to complain a lot in mid second half if the dice have been consistently against me. If you start to whine, I might concur that you've been unlucky, but usually I will just let you ramble and play on to avoid pointless discussion.
When getting it rough from the RNG I find that the best solution is to let your younger brother finish the match and find something more interesting to do yourself.

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DODGE FINAL RESULT: Eogherf <-(opponent's player)
TARGET: 1 --- ROLL: 6 + 0 = 6
Eogherf slips past his opponent(s) unhindered.
(1) Eogherf trips and falls trying to go for it!
Team re-roll used.
(3) Go for it successful.
(2) Go for it successful.
Hand off selected.
Move ended for Eogherf
Ball moved to ( 9, 0 )
NERVES OF STEEL skill used.
GET BALL BEFORE RE_ROLL: Fang-mig dropped the ball.
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Reroll using catch.
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Fang-mig <-(opponent's player)
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Scatter roll: 3
Ball throw-in: 1, 8 (9, 0)
Ball moved to ( 2, 7 )
GET BALL FINAL RESULT: Junthin Rhee <- (my player)
TARGET: 3 --- ROLL: 5 + 0 = 5
Junthin Rhee scores a touchdown!

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Select an action for Thiassi <-a mighty ogre from Gkornecki's <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=304493">Jotunn</A>,
(5) BONE HEAD roll passed.
Blitz selected.
Multiple Block selected.
Team re-roll used.
2 db Block re-rolled.
POW
Irt Murdailan is knocked over.
Erean Eirgul is knocked over.
Player pushed to (18, 3)
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(3, 6) + 0, (6, 4) + 1, 6: Erean Eirgul has been KILLED!!
(5) Apothecary SUCCEEDS!
Player pushed to (18, 4)
MIGHTY BLOW used on injury roll.
(6, 2) + 0, (6, 6) + 1, 6: Irt Murdailan has been KILLED!!

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xxxxx> your WE vs my Khemri?
Baffer> nothx
xxxxx> why not?
Baffer> cause I dont want to
xxxxx> why!?
Baffer> well... they're a bit bashy for my poor woodies =)
xxxxx> but the gamefinder said we are to play?
xxxxx> f*cking cherrypicker

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<BowlBot> *** Insanity for all 1 vs 0 Me 2 ***

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I wish these players were mine
<A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008799">
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008799</A>;

<A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1761655">
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1761655</A>;

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Achievements taken from <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=15090">
Hero 164's Thread</A>

Games

Easy! Easy! - Has won a game 5-0. - Done
Good/Great/Superb/WOW - Has won 100/200/500/1000 games. - Done/Done/not done/not done
Reverse Picker - Has won a game playing up 39TS
Better than Average - Have a 75% win loss record
Pick Pick Pick - Have a picker/player badge for all R races. Done/not done

Opponents

Giant killer - Has beaten a player with 180cr
Revenge - Beat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record
Bow to the Master - Has beaten an Admin - Done
Now I am the Master - Beat the first active person who beat you 5 times
My Bunny is… - Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone

Bashing

Multiblocker - Has killed two people with a single multiblock.
Equal Opportunity - Has killed one of every race. - Done
Slaughterer - Has killed one of every position – complete grid.
Supernova - Has killed a star player
Big Bang - Has killed every star
Early Retirement - Has killed a legend - Done
Unnecessary Violence - Has killed a player by fouling turn 16
Suicide Squad - Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down
Showboating - Injure every opponent player
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match

Passing & Intercepting

Kack Handed Genius - Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb
Brown Bounce - Score with a bounce pass - Done
Now You See It - Score with a Dump Off
12th Man - Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn - Done
Plucking Hell - Intercept needing a 10 or more - Done
Not Again - Intercept three times in one game - Done
We can all QB - Get completions with 6 players in a match - Done
Greatest of Ease - Intercept then pass for a TD without moving
He’s at the 20 the 10….TD - Score with the ball in your own end zone - Done
I Didn’t See It - Passblock to intercept twice in one match - Done

Fouling

Relentless - Foul on all 16 turns.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left
PaulHicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games

Clever Plays

Pushed On - Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz)
Complex - Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off - Done
Torn Apart - Surf 4 players in one turn
Less than One Turn - Score on a blitz kick off result.
Dodgy Play - Score needing to make 8 or more dodges - Done

Player awards – Single Match

Larsson - Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td)
Perfect Larsson - Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP)
Frenzy - Cause 5 cas in one match with the same player - Done
Quarterback - Make 5 completions in one match with the same player - Done
One Turning Scum - Score 5 TD in one match with the same player - Done

Player awards – Lifetime

Back Story - Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words
I Cannot Die - Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!
Superhuman - Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, spikes.
Ancient - Have a player age on every aging roll.
Passer - Have a player with 100 completions
Basher - Have a player with 100 casualties
Finisher - Have a player with 100 TDs
Interceptor - Have a player with 25 interceptions
All Rounder - Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int
Transfer King - Have a player that has played for 3 teams.

Team awards – Single Match

Teamwork - Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp - Done
Off the Gas - Be cleared from the pitch but still win - Done
Shared Around - Score with 5 different players - Done
Come Back Kings - Win from 2 behind at half time
Skilled Up - 5 or more players gain skill rolls - Done

Team awards – Lifetime

Galacticos - Have 5 active legends in a single team
Tenacious - Recover the team from 6 or less players - Done
Long Lived/Legends - Play 500/1000 games with one team
Well Known - In chat and say your team name 5 \o/’s = badge
Rich - Have a treasury of 500,000gp
Hard - Have a tr of more than 300
Bashy - Team cas of more than 1000
Passy - Team completions of more than 1000
Scory - Team TDs of more than 1000 - done
Intercepting Kings - Team Ints of more than 200

Lucky Git

1/36 - Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle.
666 - Make a play to score needing three 6’s
Numerical Advantage - Cas 5 players at a kick off
My Fans!! - 5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0
Blitzer - Get a 3+ favourable blitzes - Done
My Ref - Ref ignores 5 fouls you make with eye on you.
Favourable Bounce - Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours - Done
Persuasive - Argue the call three times in a row.
Untouchable - Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn) - Done
Rolling on Up - Play through the game without needing a reroll.

Unlucky Bastard

Diced - Finish a match (no reloads) with luck under 25% - Done
Gone Tripping - Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match - Done
Nothing I Can Do - Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row.
… - Roll 6 skulls on a single block. - Done
That’s got to hurt - Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock.
GET UP!! - Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go
Saw Bonehead - Fail 3 consecutive apothecaries
Fractured - Fail 6 consecutive regens
Tedious - 4+ kickoff-blitzes against you - Done
NOOOO!! - Kill a AG 5+ player on a failed dodge - Done
Overpowered - Opponent gets ref t1 and t9 with 3 or more dp

Very Hard – Your opponent must play normally

Lone Ranger - Has scored with one player on the pitch. - Done
Major Upset - Has won a major tournament
Non Contact - Win a game with only you not blocking
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls
Piggy in the Middle - Win a game passing every turn you have the ball
Blast em - Kill two players with a single wizard
Right the First Time - Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls
Knocked Down - Win without standing any players up
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players
Bland is Best - Get a 200ts team using only linemen
No 1# - Be the No 1# rated coach in ranked
Only way is up - Be the worst ranked coach in ranked

Impossible

%100 Complete - Complete everything in this thread.
loody Hard - Complete your Grid.
Divorce worthy - Play 5000 games with one team.
True Legend - Have an active player with 1000spp
Divine - Make everyone agree about t16 fouling.

Dark Elf

Cauldron of Blood - Kill two players in a match with a witch elf
Stabby - Kill an opponent with Harkans Dagger
Small Beginnings - Legend a Linesman
Fratricide - Kill/SI 100 High Elves
Tackles a Must - Field an all Blodge Team

High Elf

Out of Position - Get 50 Cp with a Dragon Warrior.
Death Star - Hire Prince Morian and get him killed.
Actually Challenging - Make 50 Completions with a PW in 15 Games
Fight the Good Fight - Kill/SI 100 Dark Elves
Brutal Elves - Cause 9 casualties in a match

Wood Elf

Hard and Fast - Cause 50 cas with a Wood Elf Catcher
Boing Boing - Field 6 Players with Leap
Score Quickly - Get a Wood Elf to 51spp in 5 games - Done
Just Another Woodie - Make a Larsson with Jordell
5-0 is too easy - Win a game 7-0 - Done

Humans

Star Struck - Hire all the Human stars for a match
Lithe and Speedy - Score 20 TD with a catcher in 10 games
Blitz! - Score with all four Blitzers
Vanilla - Legend a Linesman
Ornery Ogre - Make 15spp for an Ogre in a match

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Usefull notes to self

<A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=16735">
CR </A>
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If I had a kill
For each niggler, first skill
I wouldn't feel no need to be humble
Cause I would be all time top blocker on FUMBBL.

Coach Rating	0
Coach Standing	N/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams	23
Retired Teams	41
Total Record	359/120/327
Win Percentage	52%
Team Averages
Number of Games	12.6
TDs Scored Per Game	1.9
TDs Allowed Per Game	1.7
Cas. Inflicted Per Game	1.5
Cas. Taken Per Game	1.9
Won Tournaments