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DonKosak
Last seen 13 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
n/a
About
<br><b>My bloodbowling abilities:</b>
<blockquote>I guess I'm your average opponent. I've learned the basics, but I'll leave the title "Bloodbowl Expert" for the few people who manage to play hundreds of games and win most of them.</blockquote>
<b>Fouling, stalling etc.:</b>
<blockquote>After playing yet another game vs a hypocrite who was friendly and talkative until I stalled for one turn and who then ended the game with a T16 foul, I decided to include the following information about my playing style:<br>I play to win.<br>Let me repeat: <i>I play to win</i>.<br>I'll do whatever possible to win the game - including fouling and stalling, and I expect you to do the same. So foul me, stall on me etc - but <b>stop the whining please</b>... That being said I rarely foul :)</blockquote>
<b>My view of the game:</b>
<blockquote>Someone described Bloodbowl as chess with dice... I love the chess-part but hate the dice-part (quote from some important roman general: "<i>I know nothing worse than losing to an imbecile, who's just being lucky</i>"), so maybe I should just quit this and play some more chess...
But... I enjoy the fantasy-fluff-part and have put some effort in writing team-bios for my favourite teams
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=84633">No Silly Ogres</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=69768">Terratrasherz</a></blockquote>
<b>Me:</b>
<blockquote>IRL I'm a double-niggled but very clever snotling, who spends most of his time working as a lawyer and enjoying life with his wife, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5522272">son</a> born in April 2006 and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5618377">daughter</a> born in January 2008.<br>The great coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=3836">Lord Splutticus</a> has given me my first secret identity here on Fumbbl:<br>The elven samba-loving lineman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1981792">Donko Sackmeister</a>. Unfortunately he died after few matches...</blockquote>
<b>Do Play List:</b>
<blockquote>Mithrilpoint<br>heinz<br>Lord_Splutticus - he gave me my most hilarious and entertaining <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=604591">match</a> ever.<br>Skelter<br>Pablo71<br>Spryan<br>Baffer<br>DonTomaso<br>Pirrekurr - who nearly scored with three norse against my ten orcs in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=972581">this match</a><br>zbrick</blockquote>
<b>Funny stuff:</b>
<blockquote>After 72 games and 1 mvp resulting in a final sum of 5 spp <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1675526">Bag of Roses</a> - the most inept hobgob I've ever met here on Fumbbl - has passed away.<br><br>Me getting <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=828691">diceraped</a>.<br><br>In <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1006641">this match</a> between the infamous Cookie Crumblers Return and Wheel of Misfortune the following casualty report appeared:<br>"#10 When Did the tree cross the road? Never, he took root. (Agility drop)."<br>A nice injury for a player with such a name :)
Quick Stats
Location
Copenhagen, Denmark
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+1:00)
Member since
March 30, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams12
Retired Teams7
Total Record77/35/56
Win Percentage56%
Team Averages
Number of Games8.8
TDs Scored Per Game1.5
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game1.6
Cas. Taken Per Game1.9
Won Tournaments