PAIN (Players against the Injustice of Nuffle)
I hereby denounce Nuffle as an evil, vengeful and wretched creature. I shall no longer fear bad dice rolls for Nuffle is no longer my shepherd. I shall play this game only for my own enjoyment and out of petty spite against this tyrannic deity. Let my presence on any bloodbowl pitch forever be the pain in Nuffles backside.



Words of Wisdom from JanMattys:
- Keep FF high (win, score 2 Tds, score 2 cas)
- Learn to love the team, not the players. Do not fall in love with your niggled uberplayer, no matter how important he is for your team. The more he is worth in TR points, the more he has to go for the good of the team: low tr = higher money). Also, if you need to put your blodge av6 catcher next to a claw/rsc/tackle warrior in order to win a game, do so. Screw the players, love the franchise.
- Not all teams can survive a prolonged streak of games vs bashers. Having guts and developing suicidal tendencies is not the same thing. Learn the truth behind this and don't let yourself be fooled by those who say you're a cherrypicker for refusing their all-claw/rsc chaos teams after having faced three orcs in a row.
- Don't make high TR a primary goal for your team. Consider the w/t/l record a far better and cooler indicator of your skills. This means that if you need to put your 126 spps catcher near a claw/rsc tackle guy in order to win a game, you have to do it. If the catcher dies and TR falls, it's all good. Personally, if my TR 250 humans win but get a beating and get back to TR 190, I'm happy.
- Don't be scared by damage enhancers like mb, claw and rsc. Tackle and Guard win games, Mb and Claw sometimes do, sometimes don't. All in all, an all-mb orc is a far weaker opponent than an all-guard one.
- Do not play dirty if you can't afford it... it will do more harm than good to your team, if you have to face an angry opponent.
- If you play dirty, go all the way down the road and make sure your (angry) opponent won't have a chance to retaliate.
- Av7 teams usually have easy access to many skills that boost survivability (blodge, sidestep, high ma) and usually are so much better at scoring that their w/t/l will boost their ff as well.
- As a rule of thumb: a team is NEVER really doomed. Not even when they only have 7 players available. If you're determined to take a team back to life, you can do it and it's a very satisfying thing to do.



Failed Pass or Hail Mary Pass
4.68750 (0)
42.1875 (1)
32.8125 (2)
20.3125 (3)
0.00000 (4)
On an average AG3 catcher, "Diving Catch" will boost the chances to receive long distance passes (+17% aprox), whilst "Catch" is better for the shorter ones (+12% aprox)

Cool IRC:
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to beat him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(