I like to think I'm a pretty typical FUMBBL coach...


I look for a good, fair match-up.

I don't foul often, but I'll do it when I feel I need to.

I love a good crowdsurfing.

I roll more skulls and arrows than my opponents.

I usually roll more 1's too.

I try not to whine and complain (but Nuffle often does love me with a brutal, spiky sort of love).

I sometimes comment on dice, usually trying to be funny.

I'll congratulate you when you score.

I don't usually apologize for hurting your players.

I play to win, above all else.