I am an Australian. I have just left the Netherlands for good after more than 7 years. I have returned from Europe to Sydney, but not empty-handed. With 3 young kids, my bloodbowl time is almost non-existent...

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I don't play matches organised through PM. Too much trouble. My views on stalling: learn to play defense and you won't need to stall all the time! I would say that stalling in the second half when you would hold a lead of 2 or more is usually lame. Not stalling with a Khemri team to hold a 1-0 victory would be just stupid. I will sacrifice my team to the death going for a victory and I don't respect opponents that give up (but I am too polite to tell you).

• Opponents using clever chain pushes.
  
• Taking Random General Skills.
  
• Pizza.
  

• Secret societies.
  
• Excessive whining about luck.
  
• Passing the ball.
  
• Kids not cleaning their bedrooms.