Even though I love playing with Orcs, Chaos and Khemri I don't like fouling very much.
"If yo cann't beet 'em standin', don't botha stompin' on 'em!" as an old Orcish friend once told me. I never understood what he really meant, but I agreed of course.
"Never ever look at tha Ogre when he ask for someone to pick up the soap!" is another quote I got from the same orc. I asked him if they even had soap in the orcish dressingrooms, "He do!" was the answer.
I try living and playing by those two quotes.
Thanks to Stunty Rock for the advices. A better friend and abuser I'll never find.