I play on Fummbl to have fun with my opponents, which has to involve some in game chat. If you have no interest in chatting then please dont offer me a game.

I will cheer your great plays and congratulate your TDs. If your luck is terrible and your star player got killed, I will do my best to help you to still enjoy the game. A close game that leaves us both wanting a rematch is the best result.

Please do not offer me a game if you are a kill-crazed perfectionist who ignores your opponent and only chats to moan whenever a dice roll spoils your perfect game plan. Thanks.



Two beautiful moments in my game vs Goltron, in which I open my big mouth and invite Nuffle to crap in there:

Argh! starts a Foul Action.
<KingKlutz> why not block?
<KingKlutz> 2 dice and no chance of being sent off
Argh! starts a Block Action.
Argh! blocks Radish:
Block Roll [POW][BOTH DOWN]
Block Result [POW]
Armour Roll [5][4]
Rolled a Total of 9
The armour of Radish has been broken.
Injury Roll[4][6]
Rolled Total of 10
Radish suffers a casualty.
Casualty Roll[6][3]
Radish has been killed
<KingKlutz> there we go, much better
<Goltron> yeah, i know
<KingKlutz> I just had to say that didnt I

Really Stupid Roll[2]
Artichoke is able to act normally
Always Hungry Roll[1]
Artichoke tries to eat his team-mate.
Loner Roll[5]
Artichoke may use a Team Re-Roll.
Always Hungry Roll[1]
Artichoke tries to eat his team-mate.
Escape Roll[1]
Yam disappears in his team-mate's stomach

and again in the very next turn ...

<KingKlutz> shall we see if I can eat another gobbo?
<Goltron> why not?
<KingKlutz> right then, here we go

Really Stupid Roll[4]
Artichoke is able to act normally
Always Hungry Roll[1]
Artichoke tries to eat his team-mate
Escape Roll[1]
Potato disappears into his team-mate's stomach