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I prefer the "skilled" art of passing offense. Caging and other such tactics are for the stat-padders and weak. Risky tactics and high scores are my aim. I'd rather lose a 5-4 shootout than win 1-0 or play to a 1-1 draw by stalling.

If there's a goblin of mine on the field, he may foul. Turn 1 or Turn 16, it's all good. I don't set out to hurt players intentionally, but stall on the goalline and I'll pick off your stragglers and surf them or boot them to prompt you to score.

That's about it. I may be ranked in the bottom 10% of coaches, but my teams are tops in entertainment value.