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Mnemon
Last seen 2 years ago
Overall
Emerging Star
Overall
Record
165/119/424
Win Percentage
32%
About



"Mankind's moral sense is not a strong beacon light, radiating outward to illuminate in sharp ouline all that it touches. It is rather a small candle flame, casting vague and multiple shadows, flickering and sputtering in the strong winds of power and passion, greed and ideology. But brought close to the heart and cupped in one's hands it dispels the darkness and warms the soul."
- James Q. Wilson, The Moral Sense

Had the dubious honour to be the first coach reaching 500 matches played on the "new" fumbbl.

I'm alive. Outside. Not in front of this stupid machine. Hence, if you really need to contact me do it via e-mail. You'll find out how to, if it is important.


"What is that Thing?"
PM me your suggestion

  • Gorritakid: Octopus-
  • Inquisitorpustus: Louse.
  • Mezir: Spider
  • Torsoboy: Plush Cthulu Spawn.
  • Zy-Nox: Edible.
  • brownrob: Mine! Give it back!
  • AmyElizabeth: It's a freak.
  • veron: Your brain taking a break.
  • Thyrreks: Mom brooding her egg.
  • Rijssiej: Hair Extension.
  • xcver: On my planet they call these things humans, but normally none are sitting under my arse.
  • celas: A spider with a really large boil.
  • hunter: Halloween yarmulke!
  • SchwipSchwap: Nice Hat!
  • Markusen: A Brain-Guardian, protecting people from X-ray-ultraviolett-superradioactive radiation!
  • Buur: I see one person... and on his head he has: something that looks like a twin to something I have here?
  • Melmoth: It's a mystical potatoe head groove thing.
  • f0rd: Looks like a spider with a bad case of hemmoroids.
  • Mates: It's some kind of spider whose eyes are saying: Help, get me rid of that 'something' under my butt!
  • Obablitzmanager:There's nothing on his he --- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?!
  • LordDelmar: It´s a Brain-Slug-Spider-Thing.
  • Blainkhard: It`s a mutant loony, no doubt
  • Longshanks: It's an eyeball magnet.
  • Sysiphos: It's a huge monster menace to mankind! Where is Bruce Willis?
  • Pardus: It's a spider sporting a "tah", some sort of backwards hat!
  • Frankenstein: It's Chuck Norris in disguise!
  • Hindsberg: Its a Teletubbie... Not the gay one though.
  • CorporateSlave3: No one has yet suggested it may very well be a brain-eating monster...starving to death?
  • Mully: A creepy crawler.
  • Fizban: A colourful woman's stocking artfully arranged into a toupee.
  • Macavity: JanMattys.
  • Skolopender: Fumlig da Venemuz Spida
  • rostern: Moomin

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Obablitzmanager is also a quite nice person that's sort of concerned about my health: Hi. I didn't have the heart to tell you before, but seeing as how I'm a qualified doctor... That thing on your head is a tumor.


(I like the various ways people do apostrophes. Wonder if that says something about their personality? :) )

Quick Stats
Location
Latouptoup, Vanuatu
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+1:00)
Member since
January 22, 2003
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1228
Coach Standing2963
Ranked Games Played708
Active Teams84
Retired Teams97
Total Record900/544/1732
Win Percentage37%
Team Averages
Number of Games17.5
TDs Scored Per Game1.3
TDs Allowed Per Game1.9
Cas. Inflicted Per Game1.8
Cas. Taken Per Game2.7
Won Tournaments